Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #472: Thirsty
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"Allow me to heat up your tea"
(Heads turn)
Worf: Should be inform Doctor Crusher that the Captain will have several broken bones and bruises in the morning?
Riker: No Worf. If we do that he'll have a lot worse in a few minutes. We'll let him explain why he's banged up later.
i was going to say Goodwill
PICARD: Nice outfit. Buy it at a Fabrini discount store?
O' Brien " So Picard demoted you for a month for playing a practical Joke?"
Riker: Yep, I managed to get the rest removed...... Oh heck the one where he turns on the sonic shower"
O'Brien " I'll alert sickbay"
"Wait till he tastes this, extra hot Klingon curry spices in there"
(Heads turn)
Worf: I think Picard has found your latest prank
Riker: Wait till he turns on the sonic shower
Picard: And look, this is the urine sample Worf provided for Dr Crusher. Hardly a warrior colour is it?
Riker: Wait, why are we socialising?
O'Brien: I'm still a generic semi-regular at the moment, just roll with it and ignore the fact we'll never be this pally again.
Geordi: Wait, Worf... Are you drinking your urine sample?
Worf: It's the warrior way. And mine came back better than yours.
Picard: I understand you've got something you want to get off your chest.
Riker: The Captain never comes in and sings ancient drinking songs! He must be another imposter.
Worf: The Bestie Boys are classic though.
Picard: Care for some fresh squeezed android milk?
Man: "What? Ew, no! I prefer my android liquid secretions strictly pasteurized, my good sir."
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Data: I am Fully functional!
Picard: Care for some fresh squeezed android milk?
O'Brien: Keiko's angry at me about something. The oar snapped during kayaking on the holodeck. The transporter is acting up.
Riker: That's nothing. Picard got new chairs for his ready room. They pop up hard, every time something waves few centimeters over the back of the seat.
O'Brien:...oohh...You win, Sir.
Thanks for the win LH!
Picard: "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!"
Data: "Ah, Lwaxana Troi..."
O'Brien: "I asked for two pints of Guinness. And look at the size of these things."
Riker: "That's what happens when you go to a First Federation pub."
Worf: "Women trouble again?"
Geordi: "You don't know the half of it..."
Worf: "Barkeep! Keep them coming. I will need to be drunk for this..."
Picard: "If you had truly studied human courtship rituals as you claim, you would have pulled the 'Oh, I accidentally spilled some on your crotch, let me help you with that' line, five cups of tea ago."
Deanna os: "I... I wanna hear... " hic "I wanna hear whatsisname... Nightbird! Now!!"
Riker: "Deanna's blended again."
Worf: "Too much bloodwine."
Riker: "Not my problem, mate. You're dating her now. You handle it."
Picard: "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!"
Data: "Ah, Lwaxana Troi..."
O'Brien: "I asked for two pints of Guinness. And look at the size of these things."
Riker: "That's what happens when you go to a First Federation pub."
Worf: "Women trouble again?"
Geordi: "You don't know the half of it..."
Worf: "Barkeep! Keep them coming. I will need to be drunk for this..."
Picard: "If you had truly studied human courtship rituals as you claim, you would have pulled the 'Oh, I accidentally spilled some on your crotch, let me help you with that' line, five cups of tea ago."
Deanna os: "I... I wanna hear... " hic "I wanna hear whatsisname... Nightbird! Now!!"
Riker: "Deanna's blended again."
Worf: "Too much bloodwine."
Riker: "Not my problem, mate. You're dating her now. You handle it."
Picard: To surrounding yourself with idiots.
Data: Query....
O'Brien: - and then we had a point two phase variance in the duonetic transducer so I had to pull the entire plasmotron assembly but the ODN bypasses weren't calibrated for bounceback from the phase variance in the duonetic transducer so the plasmotron assembly and the ODN bypass calibration of the phase variance in the…
Riker: So glad Keiko told me about the ancient Japanese secret of sticking chopsticks through the eardrums.
Geordi: Why does every drink I order taste like Windex?
Worf: You are actually the Chief Custodial Engineer.
Tea?
Yes.
Sugar?
Please.
Madeline?
Not now.
Riker: Check out the stems on her.
Worf: I believe the Crystalline Entity is with Lore.
Riker. I don't see a ring....
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