Hello and welcome to the new contest!
First up to the plate, we have the "A good life" Award, going to Tharpdevenport for:
Yar: "So, you're you from the future thanks to Q?"
Future Picard: "Yes."
Yar: "And you say I died a senseless death in this timeline?"
Future Picard: "Correct."
Yar: "And that a temporal anomoly altered the future and I was alive again, but I chose to go back in time and you let me, at which point I was imprisoned, raped, and then murdered after being betrayed by my own daughter?"
Future Picard: "Yes. Sounds much worse when you say it."
Yar: "So, what if Q let me come back with you to the future?"
Future Picard: "Um, no good. I already tried. Deanna crashed the ship on Veridian III and you were killed in the crash. The only Bridge member, coincidently."
Yar: "Damn. I think 'time' hates me. Is my dearest Data at least okay?"
Future Picard: "Eh, no. He's dead, too."
Yar: "Huh. What about you?"
Future Picard: "Oh, pretty good actually. I got to help with the underground peace movement on Romulus, I got it on with one or two women, managed to see Wesley off finally, prevented Roluman ploys to cause a war more than once, and saved the Federation from a Borg invasion twice and helped prevent them from altering history. LOL, now that I think about it, my life has kind of been awesome."
Next, we have the "Don't Mess with Worf" Award, going to Jep for:
Worf: "Say it one more time. I dare you. "
Riker: "Is there a problem Mr. Worf?"
Worf: "The Ferengi keeps telling me that I smell like lilac, Sir."
Next, we have the "Stephen Root Appreciation" Award, going to Triskelion for:
Geordi: I'm gonna...set...the bridge on fire...red multiphase stapler...
Riker: Yeah, we're gonna need you to move down to the battle bridge....
Next, we have the "Honest Tours" Award, going to Nerys Myk for:
RIKER: ...and this is the bridge, where people pretend to look busy.
Next, we have the "Reprogramming the Replicator to give the note might've worked better award" going Smellincoffee for:
Hours later, the crewman taking Wesley's duty shift was confused by the "Good morning, handsome! Have good day! Mom loves you!" message on his console.
Next, we have the "Crew Rotations" Award, going to Shivkala for:
Riker: Do you think the Captain is enjoying the "everyone takes a different job" day Starfleet requested we implement?
Ro: We can find out, "Bridge to Sick Bay."
Picard: *off-screen* Not now, Lt. I have to reattach Mr. O'Brien's arm, he's been kayaking again.
Riker: Don't you mean pop his dislocated shoulder back into place?
Picard: *off-screen* Well, it started out dislocated...
Next, we have the "Glad we took care of that before DS9 and Voyager!" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Picard: Arggh! A static shock. There's clearly something wrong with the wiring in these consoles, we should look into it. Someone could get hurt...
Next, we have the "So it's transwarp and timewarp beaming?!" Award, going to Tenacity for:
Riker (os): Riker to Enterprise, emergency beam up.
Picard: Right ... beaming up ... now.
O'Brien: Uh sir, the transporter platform.
Picard: Merde, where did that beagle come from?
Our Photoshop Award goes to Hutchy01 for:
The Award goes to The Laughing Vulcan for:
Captain's personal log: "My plans for shore leave on Rynax, exploring the ancient ruins of the Gralbo have been cancelled, as O'Brien and I have to serve three weeks re-education and probation on Starbase 323. Who knew that the FSPCA would frown on us playing transporter tennis using Spot as the ball? The cat wasn't significantly harmed, and kept most of its fur."
Our KBL goes to jedman for:
Picard: "404 Away Team Not Found?!?!? Install New Transport Driver? What the hell is wrong with this machine, Chief???"
O'Brien: "I'm sorry sir, Wesley just came by yesterday and upgraded us to Windows 10."
Picard: "Wesley? Let's see about that....(presses button) good riddance and problem solved!"
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, power up the holoemitters and make sure the safety protocols are on, lets go to the holodeck!
Enjoy!
First up to the plate, we have the "A good life" Award, going to Tharpdevenport for:
Yar: "So, you're you from the future thanks to Q?"
Future Picard: "Yes."
Yar: "And you say I died a senseless death in this timeline?"
Future Picard: "Correct."
Yar: "And that a temporal anomoly altered the future and I was alive again, but I chose to go back in time and you let me, at which point I was imprisoned, raped, and then murdered after being betrayed by my own daughter?"
Future Picard: "Yes. Sounds much worse when you say it."
Yar: "So, what if Q let me come back with you to the future?"
Future Picard: "Um, no good. I already tried. Deanna crashed the ship on Veridian III and you were killed in the crash. The only Bridge member, coincidently."
Yar: "Damn. I think 'time' hates me. Is my dearest Data at least okay?"
Future Picard: "Eh, no. He's dead, too."
Yar: "Huh. What about you?"
Future Picard: "Oh, pretty good actually. I got to help with the underground peace movement on Romulus, I got it on with one or two women, managed to see Wesley off finally, prevented Roluman ploys to cause a war more than once, and saved the Federation from a Borg invasion twice and helped prevent them from altering history. LOL, now that I think about it, my life has kind of been awesome."
Next, we have the "Don't Mess with Worf" Award, going to Jep for:
Worf: "Say it one more time. I dare you. "
Riker: "Is there a problem Mr. Worf?"
Worf: "The Ferengi keeps telling me that I smell like lilac, Sir."
Next, we have the "Stephen Root Appreciation" Award, going to Triskelion for:
Geordi: I'm gonna...set...the bridge on fire...red multiphase stapler...
Riker: Yeah, we're gonna need you to move down to the battle bridge....
Next, we have the "Honest Tours" Award, going to Nerys Myk for:
RIKER: ...and this is the bridge, where people pretend to look busy.
Next, we have the "Reprogramming the Replicator to give the note might've worked better award" going Smellincoffee for:
Hours later, the crewman taking Wesley's duty shift was confused by the "Good morning, handsome! Have good day! Mom loves you!" message on his console.
Next, we have the "Crew Rotations" Award, going to Shivkala for:
Riker: Do you think the Captain is enjoying the "everyone takes a different job" day Starfleet requested we implement?
Ro: We can find out, "Bridge to Sick Bay."
Picard: *off-screen* Not now, Lt. I have to reattach Mr. O'Brien's arm, he's been kayaking again.
Riker: Don't you mean pop his dislocated shoulder back into place?
Picard: *off-screen* Well, it started out dislocated...
Next, we have the "Glad we took care of that before DS9 and Voyager!" Award, going to inflatabledalek for:
Picard: Arggh! A static shock. There's clearly something wrong with the wiring in these consoles, we should look into it. Someone could get hurt...
Next, we have the "So it's transwarp and timewarp beaming?!" Award, going to Tenacity for:
Riker (os): Riker to Enterprise, emergency beam up.
Picard: Right ... beaming up ... now.
O'Brien: Uh sir, the transporter platform.
Picard: Merde, where did that beagle come from?
Our Photoshop Award goes to Hutchy01 for:
The Award goes to The Laughing Vulcan for:
Captain's personal log: "My plans for shore leave on Rynax, exploring the ancient ruins of the Gralbo have been cancelled, as O'Brien and I have to serve three weeks re-education and probation on Starbase 323. Who knew that the FSPCA would frown on us playing transporter tennis using Spot as the ball? The cat wasn't significantly harmed, and kept most of its fur."
Our KBL goes to jedman for:
Picard: "404 Away Team Not Found?!?!? Install New Transport Driver? What the hell is wrong with this machine, Chief???"
O'Brien: "I'm sorry sir, Wesley just came by yesterday and upgraded us to Windows 10."
Picard: "Wesley? Let's see about that....(presses button) good riddance and problem solved!"
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, power up the holoemitters and make sure the safety protocols are on, lets go to the holodeck!
Enjoy!
