Bev: "Oh, ye ole England."
Data: "No, Eyes Wide Shut..."
Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #471: Holodeck Time
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Bev: "Oh, ye ole England."
Data: "No, Eyes Wide Shut..."
CHRISTY: CHRISTY: Hey, Geordi I didn't know you were in here.
GEORDI: Uh,hey Christy...end program...,end program..Nice to see you
CHRISTY: Who's your friend?
GEORDI: No one, generic Holo form...end program....end program...
CHRISTY: I have a top just like that.
GEORDI: Weird, huh? end program...I'm never doing this again.
GEORDI: You know if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd arrange by frequency of use. Which while it won't put U and I directly right next to each other, would put them a lot closer than they are now.
PULASKI: Oh. I thought we were doing the 22nd century Holmes reboot.
Michael Dorn appears in a very special live action episode of Futurama.
HOLO-BEVERLY: Oh Reginald, thou art so manly. I bet you've had hundreds of girlfriends.
BARCALAY: Why yes, I have.
HOLO-BEVERLY: And I agree, it's not the size of the axe. It's how you swing it.
BARCALAY: You're right, it really is.
HOLO-BEVERLY: And guys who are good at sports are so stupid and phony.
BARCALAY: You're my kind of gal, Bev.
PICARD: I'm glad that's over. Now let's get these holodeck safety protocols fixed! We need to make sure nothing like that ever happens on the Enterprise again.
Thanks for the log entry win!
Christy: "I like my men the way I like my coffee."
Geordi: "Let me guess, strong, dark, and stimulating?"
Christy: "No, I grind them up, percolate them, and dispose of them."
Geordi: "Check please!"
Data: "Behold, Victorian London as authentic as we can make it. I hope you have had your syphilis shots."
Worf's personal log: "When Deanna suggested a chocolate bath for our next date, I was expecting something charged and erotic, but all she does is drink the bath."
Barclay: "Drat, the sun's getting in my eyes. Computer, replace the Beverly character with the Deanna character."
Guinan: "I can't believe the ridiculous hats Earth people wore in this century."
Picard: "Really?"
Christy: "I like my men the way I like my coffee."
Geordi: "Let me guess, strong, dark, and stimulating?"
Christy: "No, I grind them up, percolate them, and dispose of them."
Geordi: "Check please!"
Data: "Behold, Victorian London as authentic as we can make it. I hope you have had your syphilis shots."
Worf's personal log: "When Deanna suggested a chocolate bath for our next date, I was expecting something charged and erotic, but all she does is drink the bath."
Barclay: "Drat, the sun's getting in my eyes. Computer, replace the Beverly character with the Deanna character."
Guinan: "I can't believe the ridiculous hats Earth people wore in this century."
Picard: "Really?"
Picard: There's some lunatic screaming "IT'S REAAAL!" at two police officers down there.
Henshaw: I like my men like I like my coffee.
Geordi: Tall, dark and rich?
Henshaw: Circumcised.
Geordi: Check please!
Pulaski: Are you sure Jack the Ripper's not in this one?
Data: Yes, Doctor. Besides, even if he were, he only attacked prostitutes.
Pulaski: And?
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Worfie-Oh: "End your life with a healthy breakfast! Nyeh!"
Lady Beverly: Weird that the Three Musketeers were full of nougat.
Dixon: YOU KIDS STOP CALLING ME DICKS ON HILL! I APPREHEND THAT MONOTHONG \ ȯ \, YOU KNOW!
Gloria: Yeah, you'd make it in this era.
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I'm sure that once we start making movies, I'll get more screen time.
Gates: Really? My only appearance in this episode is as a holodeck character?!
Picard: "Hey! You'll down there! Any of you know what the fuck doxxing is???"
TFTW LH!
Geordi: So what did you think of Beyond?
Chrissy: I liked the last one better.
Geordi: If I agree will you sleep with me?
Data: I have successfully recreated the English city of Birmingham in 2016. Though I have had to tone down exactly how depraved it was as last time it sent Geordi blind.
Worf: What, you thought I just rolled out of bed looking this good? It takes time and effort.
Barcley: I'm still upset, inflatabledalek's mother caught this episode on TV the other day and thought it was self indulgent crap and and I was a really creepy terrible character.
Crusher: Are these jokes getting a little too injokey now? No one else but inflatabledalek will find this funny. Even his mother will be annoyed.
Barcley: I'd rather make one man laugh a lot than lot of people laugh moderately.
Picard: I call these "Geordis".
Geordi: So what did you think of Beyond?
Chrissy: I liked the last one better.
Geordi: If I agree will you sleep with me?
Data: I have successfully recreated the English city of Birmingham in 2016. Though I have had to tone down exactly how depraved it was as last time it sent Geordi blind.
Worf: What, you thought I just rolled out of bed looking this good? It takes time and effort.
Barcley: I'm still upset, inflatabledalek's mother caught this episode on TV the other day and thought it was self indulgent crap and and I was a really creepy terrible character.
Crusher: Are these jokes getting a little too injokey now? No one else but inflatabledalek will find this funny. Even his mother will be annoyed.
Barcley: I'd rather make one man laugh a lot than lot of people laugh moderately.
Picard: I call these "Geordis".
Geordi: See that constellation right there? It reminds me of you. Those two bright stars are your lovely eyes, and that arc is your beautiful smile.
Christy: Nice try, Geordi, but quoting bad poetry will not get you a second date.
Geordi: Just my luck. That's the last time I ask Data for advice, and he's got a better dating record than I do!
In this forgotten and little seen scene from TNG, Geordi still doesn't get any.
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