Hello everyone, both this week and last week, an event has taken place to make me seriously consider not doing a new contest. Last week, the Orlando massacre and just in the last 36 hours, the shocking loss of Anton Yelchin.
It means a lot to me that this contest go forward every week, it also means a lot to me to make sure that it always be in good taste when we encounter such a time of sadness. Comedy is so many things to so many people, it can so easily be taken the wrong way. I very much hope to avoid that.
So first, Who are the winners?
You are.
For this week, we've lost enough. Looking through the captions of the last contest, I was made able to smile and to laugh, despite the sadness that overwhelms this day and this week. I feel that the best way I can say thank you to everyone for those smiles and laughs, is to declare every participant a winner!
Also, rather than show some Honorable Mentions from the last contest, I would like to give something back to the community here that I have always been proud to be a part of. I'd like to try to make you smile or laugh on this difficult day. I went back through my own contributions to the contests of the TrekBBS, going back years to find some of my favorite entries that I have made.
I hope you enjoy them.
Picard: So, at the end of the date, I tried to kiss her, and she called for an emergency beam-out.
Kirk: KIRK SMASH!!!!
Janeway: It's my turn to use the transporter!
Kes: But you cut in line!
Janeway: Captains get to cut!
Kes: No they don't!
Janeway: Yes they do!
Kes: No they don't!
Red Alert Alarms go off.
Janeway: Great, recess is over.
Captain's Starlog Supplemental. The Klingon's intelligence hit a new low today when a Klingon Officer hijacked a shuttlepod and tried to outrun Enterprise. Slow and steady won a trip to the brig.
Picard: I don't mean to be rude, but this is MY spot.
In the not too distant future, 2152 AD, there was a guy named Jon, not too different from you or me. He worked at Starfleet institute, just another face in blue jumpsuit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, but the Vulcans didn't like him shot they shot him into space. We'll send him cheesy movies The worst we can find.
La la la.
He'll have to sit and watch them all while we monitor his mind.
La la la.
Now keep in mind Jon can't control when the movies begin or end, because he used those special parts to make his robot friends...
Robot Roll Call
Charlesbot
Hoshi
T'Pol Servo
Phloooooooox!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other Science facts...
La la la.
Then repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax, for Star Trek Enterprise 3000.
Thank you all for your entries and participation in this and every contest.
And now, let's begin a new contest and share more laughs.
It means a lot to me that this contest go forward every week, it also means a lot to me to make sure that it always be in good taste when we encounter such a time of sadness. Comedy is so many things to so many people, it can so easily be taken the wrong way. I very much hope to avoid that.
So first, Who are the winners?
You are.
For this week, we've lost enough. Looking through the captions of the last contest, I was made able to smile and to laugh, despite the sadness that overwhelms this day and this week. I feel that the best way I can say thank you to everyone for those smiles and laughs, is to declare every participant a winner!
Also, rather than show some Honorable Mentions from the last contest, I would like to give something back to the community here that I have always been proud to be a part of. I'd like to try to make you smile or laugh on this difficult day. I went back through my own contributions to the contests of the TrekBBS, going back years to find some of my favorite entries that I have made.
I hope you enjoy them.
Picard: So, at the end of the date, I tried to kiss her, and she called for an emergency beam-out.
Kirk: KIRK SMASH!!!!
Janeway: It's my turn to use the transporter!
Kes: But you cut in line!
Janeway: Captains get to cut!
Kes: No they don't!
Janeway: Yes they do!
Kes: No they don't!
Red Alert Alarms go off.
Janeway: Great, recess is over.
Captain's Starlog Supplemental. The Klingon's intelligence hit a new low today when a Klingon Officer hijacked a shuttlepod and tried to outrun Enterprise. Slow and steady won a trip to the brig.
Picard: I don't mean to be rude, but this is MY spot.
In the not too distant future, 2152 AD, there was a guy named Jon, not too different from you or me. He worked at Starfleet institute, just another face in blue jumpsuit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, but the Vulcans didn't like him shot they shot him into space. We'll send him cheesy movies The worst we can find.
La la la.
He'll have to sit and watch them all while we monitor his mind.
La la la.
Now keep in mind Jon can't control when the movies begin or end, because he used those special parts to make his robot friends...
Robot Roll Call
Charlesbot
Hoshi
T'Pol Servo
Phloooooooox!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other Science facts...
La la la.
Then repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax, for Star Trek Enterprise 3000.
Thank you all for your entries and participation in this and every contest.
And now, let's begin a new contest and share more laughs.
