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Wesley: Mom, why did you name me Wesley?
Beverly: Because your dad used to yell "Was laid...was getting laid" during those nights when Stargazer came back to starbase. Obviously he never had a woman before we met.
Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #462: Mommy Dearest
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Beverly: You kissed a girl whilst I was away? Well done!
Laxwana: Hello little one! Which way to the Mary Poppins audition?
Worf's Mother: *Whispers* That "How to Be a Klingon" book we got you as a kid? We made it up for a laugh.
Troi: Data, as my father is dead, would you do me the honour of grabbing a shotgun and coming with me to find Commander Riker?
Wesley: It's so good to be back, do you know at Star Fleet Academy you have to open doors yourself...with your hand!
Beverly: Don't remind me!
Worf's Mother: *Whispers* That "How to Be a Klingon" book we got you as a kid? We made it up for a laugh.
WES: Dinner for two? Gosh, thanks mom. But these aren't my favorite foods. I don't even like French cuisine and I'm too young to drink wine. What's with the sappy music and candles? Saw the Captain on the way here. He was all spiffed up for some reason. Had on cologne or something.
BEV: For a genius you're pretty clueless.
It's once again time for Enterprise's hugging contest.
Lwaxana: Oh dear, Will. Surely you can manage sexier thoughts than that!
Beverly: Let's see, fruit juice...deadly acid...we've got to stop using this table for scientific experiments and dinner at the same time.
Worf: "Mother, that is not the Klingon way to conduct a proctology exam"
Sergey: "I dunno, Son... Seen some strange things on the outer 'rim' heh heh"
O'Brien (off camera): Nice one, Sir.. Guess that's a 'Chief' joke'
Sergey: "As they say in Russia, the old ones last longer but come up infrequently"
O'Brien (off camera): So Troi says
Whispering, "I boinked your fake dad."
Lwaxana: Finally! It took them long enough. Now if I can just convince them to marry...and give me many grandchildren to spoil...
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