Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #461: Call in a Favor
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Belarus...where Minsk isThe Stinson is known even in Russia, where Worf was brought up by the Rozhenkos.
Awesome sauce for the win Leadhead.
Picard (looking at the viewer in mirror mode): No Mr Worf, a little more to your right. Then we'll have a perfectly symmetrical bridge.
Pulaski: You're not fooling me, I'm going to take the stairs rather than use the lift this time!
Worf: I don't think you're supposed to drink WKD Blu by the pint.
Data: This new Geordi shapped shot gun is useless for hitting grouse passing overhead.
Spiner: And then Berman said to Gates, "Sure, we'll give you something to do in this film".
Picard (looking at the viewer in mirror mode): No Mr Worf, a little more to your right. Then we'll have a perfectly symmetrical bridge.
Pulaski: You're not fooling me, I'm going to take the stairs rather than use the lift this time!
Worf: I don't think you're supposed to drink WKD Blu by the pint.
Data: This new Geordi shapped shot gun is useless for hitting grouse passing overhead.
Spiner: And then Berman said to Gates, "Sure, we'll give you something to do in this film".
Belarus...where Minsk is
Whaaa? Well, in the Star Trek universe, Leningrad is still a thing. I blame ST: The Voyage Home.
Geordi: "The drink is blue."
Worf: "What are you talking about? It is clearly purple. You are without honor!"
TFTW, LeadHead!
Admiral (on viewscreen): ... and in appreciation of your efforts, the High Sovereign has named her newborn son Prince Jean-Luc the First!
Riker (whispering): So what do you think of this, Worf?
Worf (muttering): I think the captain is going to be insufferably pleased with himself for at least a month. Sir.
Security Camera Footage
USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D / Shuttlebay 3
Stardate 42879.1
The scene shown here is mere seconds before Lieutenant Commander Data snuck up on Doctor Katherine Pulaski to administer the ancient human custom of a "tickle attack".
Lieutenant Commander Data's body was never recovered.
Worf: You didn't tell the captain how long the repairs will *really* take?!?
Data: My plan has worked! Now I just need to gather up all the money that falls out of your pockets while you're caught in my snare!
LaForge: What? This is the 24th century! We don't use money!
Data: ... Dammit!
Data: How many Starfleet engineers does it take to replace a faulty light panel? One, because that is a simple task of routine maintenance, and Starfleet engineers are highly efficient! Huh? Huh?
Guinan: Say Data, do you know if Worf still has his mevak?
Data: I do not know. Why do you ask?
Guinan: No reason.
Admiral (on viewscreen): ... and in appreciation of your efforts, the High Sovereign has named her newborn son Prince Jean-Luc the First!
Riker (whispering): So what do you think of this, Worf?
Worf (muttering): I think the captain is going to be insufferably pleased with himself for at least a month. Sir.
Security Camera Footage
USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D / Shuttlebay 3
Stardate 42879.1
The scene shown here is mere seconds before Lieutenant Commander Data snuck up on Doctor Katherine Pulaski to administer the ancient human custom of a "tickle attack".
Lieutenant Commander Data's body was never recovered.
Worf: You didn't tell the captain how long the repairs will *really* take?!?
Data: My plan has worked! Now I just need to gather up all the money that falls out of your pockets while you're caught in my snare!
LaForge: What? This is the 24th century! We don't use money!
Data: ... Dammit!
Data: How many Starfleet engineers does it take to replace a faulty light panel? One, because that is a simple task of routine maintenance, and Starfleet engineers are highly efficient! Huh? Huh?
Guinan: Say Data, do you know if Worf still has his mevak?
Data: I do not know. Why do you ask?
Guinan: No reason.
Riker: Watch out, he's dredging one up. Going full Shakespearean, from the looks of it.
Worf: Note his prolonguing of the moment before the death blow. A warrior's composure. I pity that poor omnipotent trans-dimensional energy cloud!
Data: Yo Counselor! Beer me!
Data: What did the Vulcan Madame say to her new recruits?
Guinan: Pon fake it?
Data: Oh, you've heard it.
Data: Hey Worf, how's that tactical station working out for ya? Check it out. They gave Sciences a Lazyboy.
Worf: !@#$%^
Geordi:...and there was this thing called a Wampa, and then Luke reached out and his lightsaber just sorta came to him..
Data: Although I've never seen the Captain in the showers personally, I would place my estimates somewhere around this size.
Damn that real life, always getting in the way.
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