Not recently, but I've watched that film so many times I don't need to.
Also, it's hardly a secret that I enjoy a good caption referencing that film.
Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #460: Manipulate
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Also, it's hardly a secret that I enjoy a good caption referencing that film.
Science Officer: Oh crap is it "potatoes" or "potatos"
T'Pel: Perhaps it would be prudent to, as humans would say, "call the whole thing off."
Picard (voice over): "Captain's log, supplemental: it appears lieutenant Data has failed to properly grasp the idea of 'Casual Firday's'..."
century
Q: "And now I'd like to play for you a song from one of my favorite 20th century heavy metal bands, a little ditty about a massive stone structure, called Stonehenge, played within the shadows of a lifesize replica"
CRUSHER: "Should we tell him his lifesize replica is only about half a meter tall?"
PICARD: "No, it will ruin the surprise"
LAFORGE: "Ooooooooooooo, I love this song COMPUTER, adjust volume to 11!"
Q: "And now I'd like to play for you a song from one of my favorite 20th century heavy metal bands, a little ditty about a massive stone structure, called Stonehenge, played within the shadows of a lifesize replica"
CRUSHER: "Should we tell him his lifesize replica is only about half a meter tall?"
PICARD: "No, it will ruin the surprise"
LAFORGE: "Ooooooooooooo, I love this song COMPUTER, adjust volume to 11!"
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Beverly: You see, Jean Luc? With so many varieties and styles for every personality or occasion, you could only be admired further for wearing a rug - I mean toupee.
Picard: What's this one - "The Spock"? It says it's made of silicone and is extremely heat- and sand-resistent.
Beverly: Or, you could look at one of the 10,000 other models starting after page 1.
Picard: And apparently it's Vulcanized.
The Kirk?
Beverly: You see, Jean Luc? With so many varieties and styles for every personality or occasion, you could only be admired further for wearing a rug - I mean toupee.
Picard: What's this one -
BEVERLY: No seriously, can you make Wesley lieutenant?
PICARD: I already gave him a job that should have gone to an academy graduate who worked his whole life for it, you want more special favors?
BEVERLY: I'll put on the dress again!
RIKER: What was Tasha like? Let's just say, she was a very good beta tester.
ISHARA: What did she beta test, new video games?
RIKER: Data. She gave very positive feedback.
PICARD: Give it up Q. You used to seriously mess with us and hold our very lives at stake and now you're only trying to win the ship costume contest.
Q: I have an IQ of about 2000. I will DESTROY your costume contest.
PICARD: Yeah, I'd hit that.
RIKER: Weirdly suicidal incompetent captain says what?
KLINGON: Whaaa?!
Kim: Oh come on!
BEVERLY: No seriously, can you make Wesley lieutenant?
PICARD: I already gave him a job that should have gone to an academy graduate who worked his whole life for it, you want more special favors?
BEVERLY: I'll put on the dress again!
Thanks FTW LH!
Crusher: It's the final inquest report on Jack's death, care to explain?
Picard: I thought "Died in action" was kinder than "Died like the bloke who played Bill in Kill Bill".
Yar: Did Tasha not tell you about the rape gangs? Posed like that you're offering that sweet ass up.
Q: I knew hanging around with you lot would get me into bad habits.
Picard: I don't know why she got upset when I told her we recently found out klingons has suspisously similar blood to Romulans.
Riker: Wow, never seen it from the outside before...Pretty!
Crusher: It's the final inquest report on Jack's death, care to explain?
Picard: I thought "Died in action" was kinder than "Died like the bloke who played Bill in Kill Bill".
Yar: Did Tasha not tell you about the rape gangs? Posed like that you're offering that sweet ass up.
Q: I knew hanging around with you lot would get me into bad habits.
Picard: I don't know why she got upset when I told her we recently found out klingons has suspisously similar blood to Romulans.
Riker: Wow, never seen it from the outside before...Pretty!
Crusher: Jean-Luc, you promised me dinner.
Picard: Hold on Beverly, I've almost figured out how to set the clock on my VCR so it's not blinking 12:00 all the time.
Crusher: Jean-Luc, digital has replaced cassettes, we don't use that archaic means of telling the time. I'm beginning to think you don't want to eat dinner with me.
Picard: Nonsense, Beverly. Now, hold on, I just need to set this thing to record Seinfeld.
Beverly: Is it the 2021 reboot with Jim Parsons? It is to die for!
Somewhere between "breakfast croissants" & "botany projects" Picard missed the part about Wesley being his son
One of Riker's least known Prime Directive infractions, was when he got involved in a civil dispute over a faction's rights to hair styling product. Every man has a breaking point
Picard: Friar Tuck? Robin Hood again? You Q really need a better imagination
Picard: (thinking) If it's impolite to stare at the Vulcan ambassador's ears, then wtf is with the Ferengi Oomax hat?
Riker: Yeah? Well, it's still more honorable than showing up to every fight invisible, moron.
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