Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #456: Research Agreement

[tharpdevenport]

Geordi: "Data, can you help me? I have this technical problem I can't seem to solve."

Data: "Sure, Geordi. What is it?"

Geordi: "Everytime I hover over an iamge a box pops up that says Click this image to show the full-size version. It's really fucking annoying and happens all the time. Any idea?"

Data: "Beats the fuck out of me."

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: "Data, can you help me? I have this technical problem I can't seem to solve."

Data: "Sure, Geordi. What is it?"

Geordi: "Everytime I hover over an iamge a box pops up that says Click this image to show the full-size version. It's really fucking annoying and happens all the time. Any idea?"

Data: "Beats the fuck out of me."

Wesley <OS>: Try disabling javascript!
Geordi: How?
Wesley: If you have Firefox you can download a menu bar button Add-On that toggles it on and off and you don't have to go into the command line subsystems. But you have to refresh the page. Just remember to activate it again or you won't be able to push any useful buttons....
Geordi: Ok, got it!
Wesley: - Like on porn videos!
Geordi: OK GOT IT!
Data: Well that answers the question of who keeps clearing our browser cache.

 

[Mojochi]

Data: Sir, Simon clearly said 3 blues, 2 yellows, a red & 2 greens

Judd: Years from now, while you're still riding the wave of this dorkery, I'm going to pretend I never even appeared on this show

Geordi: Too far Data. This poem about me is going to give people the wrong idea

Doctor Crusher was clearly missing the interactive benefits of the holographic Blue Man Group experience

Engineering team: (Thinking) All of us are so fired

 

[Triskelion]

Wesley: If you guys want all the movie channels you're gonna get a lot more Vulcan priest stuff too.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Blue balls. Reminds me of... On second thoughts, let's move on.

Leffler: Let's photocopy our bums!

Burton: Look! I've put all my lines in Star Trek Nemesis onto one page.

Spiner: It appears to be blank.

Burton: Duh!

Riker: Let's get out of here, the problem with clubs that use neon lighting is it makes the dandruff stand out on your clothes.

Revealed at last: The reason why no one on The Next Generation uses Holodecks for the reason most of us would use Holodecks for. Because there's a peep hole anyone can look through outside.

 

[Hutchy01]

Picard: Blue balls. Reminds me of... On second thoughts, let's move on.

Geordi: Look what the Captain thinks of me.

 

[jep]

Data: "Uh-oh..."

Worf: "Permission to boogie, sir?"

Picard: "Granted, Mr. Worf."


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[Honorable Ensign]

Worf: Scanning for minerals is without honor!

Dr. Crusher: It's a Dr. Who plot rip-off, all right.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Geordi: They called it Pong!

Data: The entity within the sphere wishes to transmit a message.
Picard: Proceed.
Data: "I'm in the mood to help you, dude, you ain't never had a friend like me."

"You make it run with just a potato? "

Crusher: Superman should be straight ahead.

 

[Triskelion]

Geordi: It's from the Exocomp lady. She wants to know if we want to keep a stock of them on hand to help us traverse time thresholds or blow up alien warp cores or anything at all like that.
Data: Check it out - I totally rule at Donkey Kong!

 

[jep]

Data: "An iPhone, you say?"

LaForge: "Troi told me about them... she say's they're the greatest."

Data: "That's not what she was saying last light when the Android was rocking her world."

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[T'Girl]

Geordi: "What do you make of this?"
Data: "It is a standard PADD which has been altered to a effeminate shade of fuchsia ...
Gerodi: "No, what's on the PADD."
Data: "The booger?"
Gerodi: "On the screen."
Data: "Andorian midget porn?"
Gerodi: "Shit." (frantically pushes buttons).
Data: "Ah, poetry."
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[Nerys Myk]

DATA: A picture of a random woman is not evidence that you have a girlfriend.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: What the heck are you doing with my antique records????!!!!
LEFLER: It's called scratching.
WES: That much I can see!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data: Captain, we are receiving a transmission from the Mothership.

Picard: What are they saying?

Data: Our orders are to hand over what they euphemistically refer to as "the funk" and remove the overhead protection environment from "the sucker."

Worf: Chocolate City is the very definition of honor!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: Guys, I can't do YOUR job with you breathing down my neck!

 

[Triskelion]

Wesley: I've got my sample.
Robin: I didn't ask for your sample.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WES: What's that racket?
LEFLER: My mom and sister.

 

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