Crusher: You get your urine samples your way and I'll get them mine.
Ogawa: Why does Wesley keep stealing our specimen jars?
Crusher: DO NOT LOOK AT ME.
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Crusher: You get your urine samples your way and I'll get them mine.
Ogawa: Why does Wesley keep stealing our specimen jars?
Crusher: DO NOT LOOK AT ME.
Riker: "Doctor, what are you doing to him? He looks like he's in a lot of physical and emotional pain."
Crusher: "Oh, we haven't actually begun any treatments yet -- I suggested he check out this old Earth cartoon called 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'..."
Reg: Why does the all-powerful mix-match insane god sound familiar?
Picard: Let's mess with him and tell him it's the future and the Klingon Empire and Federation are no longer at war and we respect each other's cultures.
Worf: But we are no longer at war and we do respect each other's cultures.
Picard: Right! Just like that.
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Data: Wesley, that is not the hole in question.
Wesley: I know, I was checking out your "fully functional" claim.
No another one. Crusher to Commander Riker: Stay out of the medicine cabinet.
Worf: Oh, so just because he's a Klingon you think we all know eachother.
Crusher: Next time you speak out of turn, I'll bitch slap you.
Crusher: No, there's nothing wrong with him. I just like screwing with mind. Watch. Barclay, you have...."Ichtheleftus Syndrome" and now you have two right hands.
TFTW Leadhead!
Data: This is clearly the result of social health care.
Riker: Someone remove the Donald Trump Program from him...
Crusher:My extensive examination has revealed that you've been in some sort of water based accident. Probably swimming related if I wanted to go out on a limb.
Crusher: Well, the good news is the fact you don't have Federation valid medical insurance doesn't make a difference. So you saved money there, you just won't be able to spend it.
Ogawa:Why do I have to stoop?
Crusher: I'm the tallest medical officer on this ship!
Riker: Is it working?
Crusher: Yes, one more treatment and he'll think he always outranked chief O'Brien. Then the entire crew is done.
Riker: It's a lot of unethical effort for a prank... but so worth it.
Data: This is clearly the result of social health care.
Riker: Someone remove the Donald Trump Program from him...
Crusher:My extensive examination has revealed that you've been in some sort of water based accident. Probably swimming related if I wanted to go out on a limb.
Crusher: Well, the good news is the fact you don't have Federation valid medical insurance doesn't make a difference. So you saved money there, you just won't be able to spend it.
Ogawa:Why do I have to stoop?
Crusher: I'm the tallest medical officer on this ship!
Riker: Is it working?
Crusher: Yes, one more treatment and he'll think he always outranked chief O'Brien. Then the entire crew is done.
Riker: It's a lot of unethical effort for a prank... but so worth it.
