TNG Caption This! #434: Costume Party

Picard: That Richard Lionheart fellow looks..like me.
Troi: And he's kissing that red-head! Is that BEVERLY?!
Data: It is good to be the king.


Picard: If you'll excuse me, I need to kick some children.
Data: We are playing Sherlock Holmes, sir. Not A Christmas Carol.
Picard: But I specifically invited Wesley.


Crusher: The good news is, I know what killed him.
..the bad news is we're infected with it.


Picard: How does it go? "Holmes. Sherlock Holmes. Opium -- smoked, not drunk."




Picard: Those are AWFUL French accents.
LaForge: Well, consider the source. Er, captain.

 

Even the Trekkies playing Roy, Thea, Malcolm, and Oliver thought making an Arrow fan film was a bad idea.

 

Musketeers: What's t' problem wi our accents ... you posh southern twats.

 

Athos: La femme of my fantasy, monsieur?? 'Tis Leah!
Aramis: Deanna!
Porthos: Natasha!
D'Artagnan: Mais oui.

 

Dixon: It cost a pretty penny, but I finally got rid of that "Private Dick Investigator" door.
Data: Worth every cent, sir.

 

Data: "Send in the next lucky victim."

 

Even in his dreams, the only people who laugh at tharpdevenport's jokes are fictional characters.

 

Riker: Let me guess, you are Winston Churchill about to meet with Lenin in London at start of World War two?

Picard: *hits him in the head with the cane* What did I tell you about brushing up with history before playing on the holodeck.

 

TFTW



Picard: Why is it, wherever we go, Beverely always has to have a massive shit in front of everyone?



Picard: Computer, create an adversary capable of beating Wesley.

Data: Captain, a small, confused-looking goose has materialised with a bag of salty porridge around its neck.



Writers: Holodeck episodes are not just a lazy way of avoiding creative and original work.

Cast: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



Picard: For goodness sake, it's just a hat. Close your mouths.



Crusher: That bitch unfriended me.

Riker: Could you please focus.

 

JeanLuc: Welcome to Dicks and Hills investigations.

Client: So ... who's "Hills."

Beverly: That would be me.

Client: Yeah, didn't see that one coming.

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Data: Query....

 

Picard: I couldn't decide if I should come as Robin Hood or that bloke from the Binar episode. So I did both!





Picard: You mean they had to open doors...with their hands?

Crusher: The barbarians!





Picard: And to get into character I'm going to get as pissed as Oliver Reed and then ask the computer to create Terry Wogan.





Security Chief's Personal Log: People mocked me for the hours I spent learning how to use kung fu against Victorian clothing. But now the time has come for me to unleash my moves!




Crusher: You may say body stealing in unethical, but it advances medical science!

Riker: And what have you learnt from this body you dug up?

Crusher: Being buried underground for a week can kill you.

 

Riker was unaccustomed to not being able to see the cleavage of the female officers!

 

Riker: Do you ever stop to wonder how time travel can possibly put you on the same constantly-shifting planet with no absolute position in continuous orbital, solar, and galactic rotation? And if the Earth travels 32 million miles a day in galactic rotation, how far have we really traveled for this particular 500 year leap into our so-called past? And so why are we still mucking around with linear warp travel? And why doesn't that mess with our relative aging anyway? Everyone we knew on Earth should have died a million years ago from our perspective. Earth culture should have advanced a million years and increasingly view us as primitives every time we return.
Crusher: You haven't said anything about my hat.

 

Riker: Who beefed?



Riker: Eww. Worf has got visible panty line.

 

Offscreen: Could you close the restroom door? It says "private" for a reason!
Picard: Perhaps it should say it on this side of the door, then.

 

Data: Inquiry. If our flattened Italian-style food product is not delivered to us within 30 cycles, are we not entitled to receive it without monetary exchange?

 

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