TNG Caption This! #431: Fall Down Funny

[Jonas Grumby]

Crewman on console: "Oh! My head!"
Crewman helping: "Holy cow, man! How much did you have to drink?"
Crewman on console: "You see this console I'm lying on? I thought it was Christie Brinkley."
Worf: "Who the hell is Christie Brinkley?"
Crewman on console: "I have no idea! That's how drunk I was!"

 

[Triskelion]

Crewman: I don't mean to complain, but these biometric security authorizations are getting out of hand.
Worf: Never mind that, prepare for your Security Chief Full Functionality Examination.
Crewman: Sigh. I miss Yar.
Worf: Let's see if anyone can pass it this time!

Geordi: Disparage my engineering skills, will she?? Well I will show Leah Brahms a blind engineer can be just as good as a sighted one! Just as soon as I can get this door open.

Trip: Computer, reduce gravity by point nine percent.
T'Pol: You son of a bitch.

 

[galleywest]

Crewman: And I'm not even a redshirt!

In the 24th century, while Dancing With the Stars takes place on actual stars, it remains as ridiculous as ever.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Trip: "No, no, they're beautiful! It's just...the green nipples are a bit of a surprise."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Wha...wha...what happened?

CRUSHER: Q popped in. Yelled "Sisko". Punched you. And popped out.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Picard: Come come Numbah One, don't stop there. I did ask for a happy ending.

 

[Sir Rhosis]

The 289th anniversary of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW...

or

Worst version of "Let's Do The Time Warp Again" ever.

 

[T'Girl]

Geordi: "How about this Leah, blind men make bad lovers huh, bet this is changing your tune."

Leah: "I'm over here."

.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Second, I wanted to say a great big thank you to everyone who is always here, posting, reading, contributing to these contests. Today, I've officially been posting on the TrekBBS for 15 years. I continue to feel the love from this board and everyone who posts on it. I've also been running caption contests for a little over 5 years now, time really flies and it's still a great thing to do. I know I've said it before, but I can't count the number of times, I needed a smile or a laugh on a tough day and you all came through for me. Thank you all for continuing to make this place a fantastic place to be.

And thank you as well Mr. LH!

Captain's Personal Log: Placing a bidet on the bridge was a mistake.

Picard: I've clearly forgotten a lot after all those years living in a fantasy. I don't remember you getting so fat number one.

Geordi: Hmm, so if every time I touch the ship I'm touching her... Sooner or later I will find the clitoris!

Worf: Good idea crewman, just throw yourself onto the console now, it'll save time later.

Patrick Stewart: Let her go Maurice!

 

[Hutchy01]

Worf: You are without honour ... only the Chief of engineering is allowed to have sex with parts of the ship!

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest!

 

[NigellaDeanna20]

PICARD: "Ohh!! That Earl Grey Tea was pretty stronger than usual!"

CRUSHER: "Jean-luc!"

PICARD: "Oh hello Doctor!"