TNG Caption This! #429: Look at this...

[Hutchy01]

Riker: As the only guy in a red uniform In a line up I have good cause for concern!

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[hux]

Riker: Are they arming weapons?

Picard: Lieutenant Worf, commander Riker asked you a question.

Worf (thinking): If I keep twiddling with this button, maybe they'll stop asking me questions.

Crusher: Feel sick. Need to throw up. Ah, Barclays quarters. This'll do. Bleurgghhhh.

Riker: (thinking): Can't tell if it's an alien or just really ugly. Meh, I'll shoot it either way.

Picard: Mr. Worf. MR. WORF!! Where the hell is that dick.

Crusher: Wasn't me.

Geordi: Wasn't me.

Riker: Wasn't me

Data: I have no anus.

Troi: Wasn't me.

Worf: ......

 

[f14peter]

The awkwardness that is the first few songs of the Federation Junior High School dance

 

[Karzak]

Paramount's attempted knock-off of Star Tours left much to be desired.

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: Oh, you want to call red alert, uh? Can I arm phasers and photon torpedoes?
Picard: Uh, sure.
Worf: Ooh, arming hWeapons.
Picard: What'd you say?
Worf: You can't have phasers and photon torpedoes without arming hWeapons.
Picard: Arming hWeapons?
Worf: Arming hWeapons, ya.
Picard: You mean Arming Weapons?
Worf: Ya, Arming hWeapons.
Picard: Arming Weapons.
Worf: Arming hWeapons.
Picard: Arming Weapons.
Worf: Arming hWeapons.
Picard: You're saying it weird, why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Worf: What are you talking about? I'm just saying it, Arming hWeapons. You Arm hWeapons on red alert. Red alert works better with Arming hWeapons.
Picard: Say Weapons.
Worf: Weapons.
Picard: Now say Arming Weapons.
Worf: Arming hWeapons.
Picard: Arming Weapons.
Worf: Arming hWeapons.
Picard: Arming Weapons.
Worf: Arming hWeapons.
Picard: Wil Wheaton.
Worf: hWil Weaton.
Picard: You're dating Troi!!
Worf: PPFFTT!!!


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[TolkienOtaku]

Riker: "What are you doing, Worf?"
Worf: "Leading China to world domination, that's what!"
Picard: " I prefer cultural victories, myself."

Crusher: "So that's what jamaharon is!"

Riker: "I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

Picard: "What was that sound coming from the head?"

Beethoven's 5th played on the harmonica is not for everyone.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Playing "Wah wah wah waaa" after everything I say isn't help with the negotiations, Mister Worf!

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Just think, Number One. In an infinite number of universes, do you think there is one where Mister Worf has a chair?
Riker: Noooope.
Picard: Ha ha, good times.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Jesus Tasha, you fall out of the ugly tree head first this morning?!

Riker: Sir, if you'll remember...

Crusher: It's a TV set!

Riker: Less chest crushing uniforms... or you die!

Picard: Maybe... a chair with flip up armrests?

Opening Night For Star Trek Nemesis.

 

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