TNG Caption This! #428: Eye on Starfleet
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Captain's Log, Stardate 12345678.9: Although I appreciate Mr. O'Brien's attempt to bring levity to the bridge by misinterpreting my command to "fire at will", I am demoting him back to transporter duty
Wesley: "Two for flinch...oh shit, run!"
Picard: "We'll never get the contacts in this way. Sorry, Wesley, but you're going to have to go with glasses."
Lal: "Fascinating..."
Guinan: "As a wise human once put it, 'Cocaine is a hell of a drug.'"
Sela: "You mother fuc..."
Data: "Technically, you are correct."
Riker: "...where the hell do they keep these hidden phasers around here?"
Beverly: Well Wesley, the outfits I dress you in don't humiliate you enough, so...we're gonna make you wear this dorky woman repeller on your face.
Wesley: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Geordi: Heh heh heh...wait, what?
First Officer's Log, Supplemental: My ass set off the intruder alert. Also, Commander Worf finally met his match!
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Riker: You'll watch 'Sub Rosa' and like it dammit.
ONE HOUR LATER...
Riker: "You''ll watch 'Code of Honor', too and like it. And then you'll watch Clockstoppers and you damn well better like it!"
Crusher (OS): Captain, you haven't had sex for years. If you don't ejaculate soon, you could have an accident.
Picard: Nonsense... Oh God!
Picard: Listen!... Listen to four hours of Shakespeare.
Wesley: Nooooo!!
Guinan: You're a droid and I'm a-noid.
Lal: I wish to kill myself now please.
Data: I call this the Vulcan orgasm grip.
Riker: Get this anal probe out me O'Brien!! Arghhhhh!!
O'Brien: I'm trying commander but it's shielded.
Worf: Actually, it starts to feel pleasant after a while.
Lal: This fluorescent underlighting is ghastly.
Guinan: Get out of my bar.
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Picard: I should have gone down with the Stargazer, then I would not have to deal with children!
Picard: I should have gone down with the Stargazer, then I would not have to deal with children!
Picard: Well, OK, this is annoying but I'm sure it was just an accident Mr. Crusher so I'll...
Wait, yellow snow?
Geordi: See how you like wearing something on your head that makes you look a prat!
Lagy Gaga OS: Oh Lal, Oh Lal Lal Lal, a Bad Romance...
Lal: Can I die now please?
Spiner: There there, don't worry Denise. I'm sure we'll be seeing this popular character again. I know your mortgage won't pay itself.
First Officer's Personal Log: Deanna was right, this position is degarding!
TFTW, LeadHead!
Riker: Just you wait! I'll always know what you did!
Riker: Just you wait! I'll always know what you did!
Old Sheldon Cooper: Wheaton, thanks to my device, you have been reverted in age byseveral decades. You now appear as you did during the fifth season of Star Trek; The Next Generation.
Wheaton: Nooo
Old Leonard Hofstadter: *peers in room* Oh come on, leave him alone. It's almost 3:45. I want to get to the diner for the early bird special by 4. And please clean up Wheaton's beard off the floor before we go.
Picard: "Stop fighting us, Wesley! You will watch 'Sub Rosa'!"
Riker: "Jesus Christ, Captain, that's his mom! What's merely nausiating to us could be fatal to him!"
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