TNG Caption This! #424: Tea, Earl Grey, Hot

[Jonas Grumby]

Patrick Stewart: "Remember on those old shows like Bonanza, whenever one of the lead characters acquired a love interest, she was certain to die by the end of the story?"
Jennifer Hetrick: "Rick Berman made a big deal of pointing out to me that your contract is up at the end of this season."

 

[Catarina]

Burton And that's how the episode "Threshold" ends.

Picard: *disbelief*. She was assimilated twice, lightly I say, and now is a bloody admiral. You call that assimilated? I lost an eye, an arm and my thoughts for the Federation and I am still playing cowboy for the final frontier.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Picard: Ugh, all of this fanfic is Q/Picard.

Offscreen: You are immune to iocaine powder, right?

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Sir, we've received a message from Stardate.com. They've asked us to stop updating your profile with tea selfies and stories about archeology.

 

[JesterFace]

BEVERLY: I'm pregnant.

...and I have lice... down in, you know.

 

[tharpdevenport]

BEVERLY: I'm pregnant.

...and I have lice... down in, you know.

Picard: "Pre-natal lice?"

Beverly: "I've seen 'em; they're real."

 

[LeadHead]

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