Sorry to disappoint you if you were hoping Data would finally have his day for the character contests, but it's time to honor a tradition that I have let fall by the wayside too many times. Also, apologies for the early nature of the April Fools gag, but due to time constraints, I would have been unable to get this one going closer to April 1st. Don't worry, Data will have his contest soon. But first...
First up to the plate, we have the "Moment of Truth" Award, going to:
Data: I smell feline supplement 32 on your breath. Where is my cat?
O'Brien: .... Awkward
Next, we have the "Ease of access" Award, going to:
Riker: ``Gah. How many of those dangling vertical panels have we passed, Data?''
Data: ``Twenty, sir.''
Riker: ``And how many have I bonked my head on?''
Data: ``Twenty, sir.''
Riker: ``How many more do we have to pass?''
Data: ``Three hundred and eighteen.''
Riker: ``I hate Mondays."'
Next, we have the "Trouble in the Shuttlecraft" Award, going to:
Q: Don't sulk, honey. I'll do the dishes.
A special treat! The Tag-Team Award, going to:
RIKER: There's a surprising amount of blood spots in the Jeffries Tube.
DATA: Perhaps we should stop lining our crawl spaces with jagged metal, or else require knee pads to be built into all Starfleet uniforms.
RIKER: Okay, but you try this time. When I suggested it for the female uniforms, Starfleet just laughed me out of the room.
Riker: "Good thing you warned everyone not to use the toilets while we were inspecting the conduits, eh Data?"
Data: "I believe that was your responsibility."
Riker: "Wait...no. That was your..."
*flushing sounds*
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners!
And now, as you may have guessed, our annual (okay, we've missed a couple of years) April Fools contest will feature the Greendale Study Group from one of my favorite shows: Community. So bring the Winger Charm, have Abed say Cool 3 times, write some original songs, defeat City College and share the hashtag #sixseasonsandamovie!
Enjoy!
Go Greendale!
