TNG Caption This! #405: Close Quarters

[f14peter]

PICARD: "*sigh*"

Q: "*sigh*"

PICARD: "*cough*"

Q: "*cough*"

PICARD: "Stop it Q!"

Q: "Stop it Q!"

PICARD: "Do not repeat everything I say!"

Q: "Do not repeat everything I say"

PICARD: "I won't play this silly game of yours!"

Q: "I won't play this game of yours!"

PICARD: "STOP!!!!"

Q: "STOP!!!!"

PICARD (thinking): rrrrrrrr, Robert used to do this when we were boys, drove me insane. I'll get him --

PICARD: "I'm an idiot!"

Q: "You're an idiot!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "I believe I have an idea that would make traveling through the tubes easier. Simply take a piece of sufficiently sturdy material, mount four wheels on each corner..."

Riker: "Pffffft. Are you crazy? We don't have the budget for fancy new contraptions!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

Yay for the win!

O'Brien: Would you care to reconsider not being able to start a new contest on Saturday Mr. Leadhead?

Riker: If I ever meet the Jeffrey guy who came up with these tunnels, he's going to get such a talking to...

Picard: Wait... is that a wall or a really terrible and needless split-screen?

 

[Triskelion]

Data: We're coming up on one of the most acoustically perfect spots in the ship, sir.
Riker: You're giving me the acoustically perfect spots in the ship routine? I invented the acoustically perfect spots in the ship routine! Nobody tells me it's one of the most acoustically perfect spots in the ship! If anything, I tell them where the most acoustically perfect spot in the ship is!

Q: Can I have a hot plate?
P: Negatory.

 

[locutus101]

Worf: Don't tell me. Data is doing his "hilarious" impression of myself, again?

Data: Commander, are you sure we came this way?

Riker: Positive Data, my sense of direction is flawless.

Data: How come there's a spiderweb blocking the way?

Riker: That's a rigellian spider, they work very fast!

Data: If my female ancestor had warp nacelles, she'd be a spaceship.

Riker: What???

Data: Something Scotty once said...

 

[joededman]

Thank you LeadHead!

Data: This phaser requires a USB_3488-C dataport to charge. I only support the USB_3488-A protocol.
O'Brien: Ok. You go first then and I'll cover the rear.

Data: I would like to suggest that we go hide somewhere for a half hour to forty minutes, and then we go report in that we searched our section of these Jefferies tubes.
Riker: Excellent suggestion Data. You just got yourself a few extra points on your personal evaluation.

Q: Really Jean Luc. I think we should go back to that space station and ask for proper directions. We've been travelling on this heading forever and really, when was the last time we saw anybody....
Picard thinking: The basta*** is channelling my first wife! This is unbelievably cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[Supernuke]

Rockwell- 'Somebody's Watching Me' plays in the background.

 

[Ithekro]

The line there for the "split screen" should be exploitable for photoshopping other things behind Picard. Or other things Q is tormenting today.

 

[Triskelion]

You mean, like this?

Riker: Who numbers these decks, anyway?

 

[Ithekro]

Basically yes.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Mr. Worf, if you tell Mr. O'Brien's wife one more time 'It's ribbed for your pleasure'..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Do you mind? I'm using the loo!"

 

[shivkala]

RIKER: There's a surprising amount of blood spots in the Jeffries Tube.
DATA: Perhaps we should stop lining our crawl spaces with jagged metal, or else require knee pads to be built into all Starfleet uniforms.

RIKER: Okay, but you try this time. When I suggested it for the female uniforms, Starfleet just laughed me out of the room.

http://www.trekbbs.com//www.pinterest.com/pin/create/extension/

 

[Smellincoffee]

Thanks for the win.

Data: I believe we will find Mr. Scott at the next T-intersection several meters ahead.
Riker: Can you see his feet? Is he..eh, stuck?
Data: No, but his Glenmorangie has quite the nose.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Thanks for the win.

Data: I believe we will find Mr. Scott at the next T-intersection several meters ahead.
Riker: Can you see his feet? Is he..eh, stuck?
.

Data: Yes, and he's wearing a kilt

Riker begins to back down the Jefferies Tube.

 

[Triskelion]

"I speak Frenchy."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data: For the last time, Mr. Worf, this is NOT a Dustbuster.

 

[locutus101]

Riker: See Data? Just as I told you there's an inter-dimensional rift right there in the middle of this Jeffrey's tube. At the end of it, you can see two people just like us looking back at us.


Data: Commander, I believe this is called a... "mirror"...

 

[LeadHead]

Time for Data's contest...