Thanks for the award,
LeadHead!
Riker: Please open the door! You really need to hear about the fantastic opportunities available to you through Amway!
Worf: When I get my hands on Commander Riker... "just turn left at the large rock," he said. THE WHOLE FREAKIN' PLANET IS NOTHING BUT LARGE ROCKS!!
Worf: Oooh... the lights....
LaForge: OK, I've got the warp core successfully modulated to put him into a trance. Noname, go ahead and try a hypnotic suggestion.
Noname: You are deeply in love with Counselor Troi.
LaForge: Oh, c'mon, at least try something that's a little believable.
Picard: Don't worry, Number One. Like any good security officer, Lieutenant Yar has trained herself to sleep with her eyes open. She's just grabbing a quick nap to be ready for away team duty later.
Riker: It is a bit disconcerting, sir.
Picard: Not at all. But, well, you may not want to make any sudden moves.
Worf: Yes, this is a historically accurate office chair. In earlier times, many humans had to spend a third of each day inside a box, sitting on one of these.
J'Dan: It is without honour!
Worf: How am I going to find the enemy soldiers? The ground is too rocky to track them.
Force Ghost Kor: Use the force, Worf.
Worf: What? Aren't you referencing the wrong franchise?
Force Ghost Koloth: Have you seen how much that other franchise rakes in? You could use a piece of that pie.
Worf: And, come on, this is only 2364. The three of you are all still alive.
Force Ghost Kang: If you're just going to nit-pick this thing to death, go start a thread on TrekBBS!
