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TNG Caption This! #377: Future Starts Slow

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LaForge: Sensors recordings reveal that the Yamato was destroyed when the magnetic seals... um, hang on sir. Just a small computer glitch. This'll just take a second.

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LaForge: That's better.
 

Am I the only one who's noticed how dumb this scene looks?

In a room full of people who seen a transporter used before, they're all looking at the controls like they've never seen one used before.
 
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Picard: The next galley officer who considers it humorous to replace the ship's wine stores with urine recyc will be airlocked immediately.
 
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Geordi: These men are from France, right?
Troi: Corrrect.
Geordi: Now, the captain is from France, and he has the same accent, right?
Troi: Correct.
Geordi: The characters in the MacBeth program are from Scotland. How can they have the same accent?
Troi: Uh ....
Geordi: And the characters in the Sherlock Holmes program ...
Troi: Uh ...
Geordi: And you ... you have the same accent, and you are from Betazed!
 
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Picard: Bacon and Zesty Italian on rye.
Sandwich Artist: Coming right up.
Data: That appears to be a club on whole wheat.
Sandwich Artist: Next!
Troi: Watercress with vegetable salad and pesto sauce, please....
 
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