TNG Caption This! #372: The Great Outdoors

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Beverly: Will, are you sure this is an appropriate time for bowling?

Riker-tipping was very popular on the Edo homeworld.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. The snipe not located.

Riker: My Troi sexbot picked a fine time to run out of battery power...

 

[Nerys Myk]

EDO GUY: Hey, I'm half naked too!!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SIRTIS: I'm stuck! My wig is tangled in your chest hair!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Darmok: "Darmok and Jalad turned left at Tanagra? No, arms up, Darmok and Jalad turned left at Albuquerque. No..."

Picard: "I got a better idea: how about we screw Jalad, and Darmok and Picard , arms out, stop at a Circle K for a map."

24th century iPads: they just keep getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger.....

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: You're wrong Doctor, this looks nothing like Southern California.

 

[Drob]

Hipster alert!

 

[Drob]

Picard: umm.. Shakira, on the mountain?

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Hello, there! The cast of TNG are here in their very first Fan Film! I'm so excited, because I get to play 'Tina,' Riker's love interest. We're heading to my basement, right now, for our first day's shooting. So, come ... join us, won't you?"

 

[shivkala]

Data: The Tricorder seems to indicate that this is Canada.
Worf: Do not be ridiculous, we did not use a Stargate to get here!

Tamarian: Darmok and...you know what, I can't do this anymore. We were punking you. Oh, man, you fell for it, too! "Only talk in metaphors my ass!"

Troi: Isn't she supposed to present you with a lei.

Riker: I certainly hope so!

Troi: Mother, she got them pierced, didn't she?

Riker: Yup.

Troi: I'm just going to hide my head in here for a while until she goes away. Or puts some clothes on.

The crew had been on-board the Enterprise so long, they could not resist staring at the sky.

Picard: umm.. Shakira, on the mountain?

Tamarian: Sharkira, hips don't lie.



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[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Uh...Picard, his uniform sweaty, his ankles ticky."
Dathon: "Dathon, startin' t'get really sick o' yer bitchin'!"

 

[Armored Saint]

GEORDI: Doesn't he know pastis is drunk with water?
BEVERLY: Sorry Will, but no more Marcel Pagnol holoprograms for you.

 

[Triskelion]

LaForge: Don't stop till you get enough -
Riker: I'm a Smooth Criminal -
Worf: Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone -
Data: Ebony and Ivory -
Crusher: I wanna buy a monkey!

Tamarian: Shaka, watching out for snakes.

Ravin: Will you honor us by wearing a banana hammock?
Riker: Yes!
Yar <tapping com>: Yar to security, code Angel One. Repeat, code Angel One, this is not a drill.

Riker: If you went easier on the hair spray we wouldn't be in this predicament.
Troi: At least my ass isn't warping the spacetime continuum. Has your waistline reached geosynchronous orbit yet?

Chick: Are you fully functional and anatomically correct?
Crusher: He is, and we can make it a foursome.
Riker: Q? Q!
Data: Is that the Crystalline Entity?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf (thumb-keying on tricorder): "riker walks like he's drunk!!"
Data (also keying): "LOL! he always does!"
Worf: "and look at crusher! can u believe she wore that smock in this heat??? she must have pits like a gorn stevedore under that thing!!"
Data: "cool it! i think laforge is onto us!!!"

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Promise me, Wil, that you won't let anything come between us."

"... I'm doing my best."

 

[Alrik]

Dathon: "Darmok, on the ocean. Jalad, on the ocean. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Darmok and Jalad at the mine field."

Picard: "Wait. WHAT?!"

 

[Mojochi]

Dathon: Timba, his arms wide

Picard: I'm not finding you any more wood

Enjoy![/QUOTE]

 

[tharpdevenport]

24th century Wesley-Shoving Clone soon died a most spectacular redshirt death.

 

[2takesfrakes]

RIKER: "OK, sure, go ahead! By all means, take your turn, now and feel MY chest. What wonderful customs you people have, here. You know ... I think I'm going to like your world."

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[2takesfrakes]

RIKER: "... I think I've trodden in something."