TNG Caption This! #367: Finally's Part 6

[bbjeg]

Picard: He thinks that I can't take him. You think I can take him, right Bev?
Beverly: Sigh.

Picard: Why did we ever break up?
Data: Because while you were with her, you cheated on her with Vash, Guinan, Troi, and Geordi.
Picard and Geordi: Oh yeah.

Wesley (outside): Come on guys, I know you're in there.
Picard: Thanks for meeting my terms everyone.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Am I the only one who isn't high right now?

 

[Timewalker]

Just when you thought 24th-century fashion couldn't get any worse... it did.

 

[Armored Saint]

DATA: Computer, this isn't Lando Calrissian, Crix Madine and Mon Mothma!

 

[Triskelion]

"... Putting on The Ritz!"

>>SNORT!!!<<

Thanks, 2takesfrakes!

Beverly: I said that Doctor Who was hot.
Picard: Doctor Who? Then who am I supposed to be?
Data: Doctor Zaius, sir.
Picard: Are you sure?
Data: Yes sir.

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD: Oh, tanks for the cards hidden in your cleavage Deanna.
RIKER: She's empath, she cheats and she never won.

 

[Finn]

First Officer's Log: I'm loving those inclined windows. I'm able to see the reflection of Deanna's cleavage. Even better with double reflection off Picard's head.

 

[Triskelion]

Bev: I just don't think a good name for our breakdance band is Salt, Pepper, Hot Sauce and Shaving Brush.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: Yes Number One, your suggestion that I try to focus my time travel ability in order to go back nine months before Wesley's birth and advise his father that his condoms are from a faulty batch is indeed really in bad taste. I don't know how you could even think of it.


Captain's Long Stardate 47.9876: Riker has given me a really brilliant idea.

Crusher: You know I can hear you, right?

Picard: Date, we're going to have Kitty Crusher send your mind back into your younger body so you can save us all from the Borg sentinels...

Data: Sir, I think your mental deterioration has resulted in you muddling your franchises.

Q: Look! Millions of people watching us! For years!

Picard: What is that guy doing whilst watching us?

Q: You don't want to know.

Stewart: Well, seems some of us are better at looking seven years younger than others. And hey Crosby, how's the leaving the hugely succesful show thing working out for you? Those guest spots on Lois and Clark paying the bills?

Picard: Oh, I thought we were all going to "Poke Her", well, that's my interest in this game gone.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Stewart: "Say, Denise, I saw you being discussed on some documentary show the other day. Along with McLean Stevenson, Pernell Roberts, Shelley Long and David Caruso. Guess what that documentary was about!"

Picard: "Yes, Data, we're all aware that 'Poker up front; liquor in the rear" is a ribald joke. You didn't need to explain it to us."
Troi: "Especially not in such detail."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: Date, we're going to have Kitty Crusher send your mind back into your younger body so you can save us all from the Borg sentinels...

Data: Sir, I think your mental deterioration has resulted in you muddling your franchises.

PICARD: Quiet, Rogue!

 

[Armored Saint]

PICARD: Yes, I know this Orion archaeologist.
Q: Don't look at her, look at her son.
PICARD: So, are we gonna go to all archaelogical site I've visited to have you pointing me all young boy who look like René with a green skin?

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Scan the nebula, Lieutenant...Lieutenant...
Yar: Yar, sir.
Picard: Yarr, make it so ye skallywag afore I have ye keelhauled!
Yar: It's my name, sir. Yar.
Picard: Yarr, and the finest piratin' appellation what ever sailed the high seas, Yarr!
Yar: Lieutenant Tasha Yar! It's my name, not some pirate lingo! Ask Worf!
Picard: Wharf? Aye, loose the mizzen and drop anchor in the wharf, ye bilge-sucking buccaneer, Yarr!
Yar: No, Worf!
Picard: Avast ye scurvy dog! Touch me parrot and fetch the grog, yarr!
Yar: Lieutenant Worf the Klingon who is standing right here!
Picard: Split the hogshead and splice the mainbrace, Lieutenants Sharkbait and Bilge Rat!
Yar: Lieutenant Yar!
Worf: Yarrrrr!
Picard: Yarrrrr! Drugs make ye feel good, Wesley me bucko!

 

[Finn]

Picard:...Worf?

Worf: Sir?

Picard:. There's something different about you. I

Worf: But we just met...

Picard: that's it! The Baldric!

 

[LeadHead]

Yar: Where is the new caption contest?

Picard: LeadHead informed me that he had a busy Saturday and will have it online this evening. Now, in the meantime, the rest of the Vagra 2 Away Team is waiting in Transporter Room 4.

 

[Finn]

Ohhh

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!