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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old July 14 2014, 02:39 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! #368: 8 degrees past 360!



First up to the plate, we have the "Future Knowledge" Award, going to:

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RIKER: Do I have any children? And, do you know the names of the women, so I can avoid hooking up with them?
PICARD: You know in the future he's an Admiral?
Next, we have the "Wise Strategies" Award, going to:

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BEVERLY: So, Briar Patch guys?
ALL: Yep!
Next, we have "The More You Know" Award, going to:

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Q: We'll get back to the anomaly in a minute, Mon Capitan. But first, I have to do a quick PSA for the Continuum. *Ahem* Remember, only you can prevent inferior species from exploring space.
Next, we have the "Communications Difficulties" Award, going to:

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Picard: Gagh!
Worf: Ohh?
Picard: I mean, Gah!
Worf: Awww.
Yar: Hey!
Next, we have the "Captain's Prerogative" Award, going to:

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Wesley (outside): Come on guys, I know you're in there.
Picard: Thanks for meeting my terms everyone.
The Tag-Team Award, goes to:

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Picard: Date, we're going to have Kitty Crusher send your mind back into your younger body so you can save us all from the Borg sentinels...

Data: Sir, I think your mental deterioration has resulted in you muddling your franchises.
PICARD: Quiet, Rogue!


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First Officer's Log: I'm loving those inclined windows. I'm able to see the reflection of Deanna's cleavage. Even better with double reflection off Picard's head.



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Picard: Oh, come on! I've got Irumodic Syndrome! How about a pity boink for old times' sake?"
Many thanks to all of our competitors and congrats to our winners!

The Finally's series was fun, we'll do another series soon, but for now, lets just have some fun!











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Old July 14 2014, 02:44 AM   #2
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Worf: Commander, perhaps the reason that Counselor Troi now prefers me over you is my strength, my prowess, my undeniable superiority...

Riker: (thinking) If Deanna and I ever get back together, I am so going to rub it in his face.



Data: Interesting, it appears I am not the only one who requires Engineering tools to properly set their hair.



Data: As you can see, the Captain's Spacebook account was hacked. He went from single to it's complicated last night at 0200 hours.

Crusher: (thinking) Awkward...




Picard: What are you waiting for? Sound Red Alert!

Data: We are watching the History channel, Sir.



Captain's Log, I have decided to test my officers to see what station they would take if they had the choice. While most prefer my chair or the tactical position, Lieutenant Yar's results have caused much confusion.
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Old July 14 2014, 02:49 AM   #3
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YAR: I've really got to remember to use deodorant.



WORF: One does not do a roll eye during a speech on Klingon honor!
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Old July 14 2014, 02:52 AM   #4
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PICARD: I forget, are we at war with the Klingons right now?
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Old July 14 2014, 03:15 AM   #5
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TFTW, LeadHead!



Picard: "No, Mr. Worf, you cannot 'come out and play'! Tell them you are on duty!"
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Old July 14 2014, 03:32 AM   #6
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PICARD: Ok, which one of you did impregnate K'mpec's daughter?
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Old July 14 2014, 05:05 AM   #7
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Thanks, Leadhead, for the win!



Riker: First Officer's Personal Log: If I have to hear about his "Honor," one more...wait a minute, when he says "my honor" is he talking about his honor or is "honor" a pet name for his Lil' Worf? If it's the latter, I need a better nickname for mine than "Number One..."



Picard: Geordi, what do you mean you've tried evasive maneuvers and you still can't shake them?

Geordi: They keep following where ever we go. It's like, they're some kind of..

Picard: Don't say it, don't say it...

Geordi: ...Klingon

Worf: You have insulted my honor!

Picard: Oh Worf, leave your penis out of this!




Data: Fascinating. May I borrow one of these to attempt a "faux-hawk"?



Data: You do realize that I would be more effective if I didn't have you looking over my shoulder?






In an alternate universe, Armus killed everyone but Yar.

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Old July 14 2014, 07:18 AM   #8
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^You read my mind on the Yar solo picture shivkala.
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Old July 14 2014, 01:57 PM   #9
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"Second Officer's Personal Log:
The Hair Salon continues to provided clarity for Human expressions whose true meanings have always eluded me. For example: today, in a most efficient manner, 'Good Help is hard to find' and 'The Emporer's New Clothes' were demonstrated, simultaneously."
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Old July 14 2014, 02:11 PM   #10
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DATA: And to think I thought she was a natural redhead.
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Old July 14 2014, 06:28 PM   #11
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DATA: I should hang there more often. I have only met representatives of six planet on thirteen before. Now It makes nine.
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Old July 14 2014, 11:37 PM   #12
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RIKER: Yes Worf, I received another Captain offer, and no Worf, I'm not taking it, so yes Worf, you're still the chief of security and not the first officer.
WORF: Wuss.



DATA: Interesting. So elaborate hairstyles are considered by many cultures as a form of self expression. Barber, if you don't mind, I will proverbially 'Have what she's having'.



BRENT SPINER: Oh, sorry, did the scene start? I lost track of time reading all my fan mail.



PICARD: Ahh, crap, it's the Klingons. Worf, find out whatever weird honor thing they're hung up on this time, I'll be in my ready room playing Candy Crush.



TASHA: Now that I've had time to reflect on it, I can't stand his views on feminism, but that guy who tried to kidnap me was kinda hot. Note to self: Idea for new holodeck program.
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Old July 15 2014, 03:20 PM   #14
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^You read my mind on the Yar solo picture shivkala.
That's because in an alternate universe, I am you, bbjeg!

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Tasha: I know my duty shift is over, but I'm not leaving this damn bridge until I find out who won the World C...what? Germany? Dammit! There goes 500 credits down the drain!
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