PICARD: Did i ever tell you about the first time i met your mother? WESLEY: No? PICARD: I was just walking along minding my own buissness when i saw this beautiful woman, your mother, and i thought to myself i would like to see her naked. WESLEY: Err... PICARD: And then all her clothes suddenly fell off. WESLEY: All her...clothes fell off? PICARD: Yes, and she was scrabbling around trying to get them back on again, but even before she could get her knickers on, i had seen everything. WESLEY: Her clothes just fell off? PICARD: Yes and i saw everythi.....she is standing behind me isnt she?