TNG Caption This! 328: Champions!

[Supernuke]

Picard: Wesley, what's the number one rule on this ship?
Wesley: No children on the bridge?
Picard (condescendingly): No. Children. On. The. Bridge. Now get out!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Sod off you poncy git!

 

[Finn]

Stewart: Levar, where's the visor?

Dorn: I'm Michael

Stewart: I can't see the bloody difference without the visor, Wheaton.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Worf: (Looking towards ..) "No wonder that Patak! didn't invite me to his Party"

Picard: "That's one!"

 

[Finn]

After hours of searching for his targ in a Klingon mall garage, he suddenly felt the need to go. But the question is whether it would be honorable or not.

 

[Timewalker]

Picard: "I like the look of these native costumes, Number One. I think I'll make them mandatory onboard the ship."

Riker: "Really, Captain?"

Picard: "Yes, Number One. But only for you. It's high time you learned to sit in a chair properly."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WESLEY: Stuff your peace and love talk, get a job hippy!!!!

 

[Finn]

Picard: "I like the look of these native costumes, Number One. I think I'll make them mandatory onboard the ship."

Riker: "Really, Captain?"

Picard: "Yes, Number One. But only for you. It's high time you learned to sit in a chair properly."

Data: (OS) "I would prefer him not wear one of those....Sir"

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Merde. I was hoping to unload our inventory of vinyl sofas.

 

[LeadHead]

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