TNG Caption This! 282: Happy Star Trek Day!

[Mistral]

Riker: "And what's down there?"

Data: "According to the ship schematics, that's the bowling alley."

Riker: "Must be Cosmic Bowling night."

 

[Finn]

Director (OS): "And...action!"
Stewart (thinking): "Here we go! First scene of the first episode of our new Star Trek series! I must remember, I'm the stalwart captain. I must project strength and confidence."
Frakes (thinking): "What's my motivation here? Right, I'm the gallant first officer. Totally loyal to my captain and ready to leap into action at a moment's notice."
Spiner (thinking): "I am an android. A machine, but also a thinking creature fascinated by humans. I must be careful not to show too much emotion on my face, but still to always present an air of wonder."
Burton (thinking): "I can't see a damned thing!"

Dorn (thinking) : I miss CHiPs

Sirtis: (thinking): I'm the ship's counselor who can do many hats-friend, advisor and starship pilot...
Crosby (thinking): I'll be one of the top three by the series' end and given a top billing on the next Trek series

 

[grabthars hammer]

Picard: Why aren't you people doing anything? ONE Troi on the bridge is quite enough!!!

Geordi: Stay back everyone! The legendary "Fart of Robau" has been knocking persons unconscious for decades!

Data: I suppose we've reached that moment where you demand I tell you what we're looking at then yell at me to figure out a solution then blare at me to implement said solution thus adding to your legacy as an outstanding commander.
Riker: Glad you saved me the trouble, Data.

Picard: I don't think that was Earl Grey tea in my cup...

Data: Commander, what is the purpose of this human custom you practice where your reproductive organ meets my shoulder? Is this related to the shaking of hands?
Riker: Oh, sorry Data, that alien chick on screen gave me a woody, so I'm waiting for it to dissipate before I turn back around.

 

[Finn]

Data: Commander, what is the purpose of this human custom you practice where your reproductive organ meets my shoulder? Is this related to the shaking of hands?
Riker: Oh, sorry Data, seeing Deanna's name on that crewman's evalutation gave me a woody, so I'm waiting for it to dissipate before I turn back around.

 

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