TNG Caption This! 281: Standard Procedure
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Barclay: See, there's something wrong with this game. The princess is always in another castle!
"The source of that quantum instability has been narrowed down to your left shoulder, Data."
"Ah. It must be due to that intriguing microscopic organism I picked up on the last planet we visited. The lab was full, so I have been carrying it around on my shoulder."
"Well, we'd better space it before it nearly destroys the ship. You know how these new lifeforms are."
"Sir, I have already named it Polly. You do not 'space' things that you name Polly."
Frakes: So I found some TNG fanfic someone has been writing.
Sirtis: Hmm?
Frakes: Has a fairly...interesting scene between Riker and Troi.
Sirtis: Hmm.
Frakes: Want to...read it?
Sirtis: You realize that's a prop, right?
Riker: Good heavens, Miss Sakamoto! You're BEAUTIFUL!
Barclay: "As you can see from these security cam images, last night, while everyone was asleep, the Antarian glow worm escaped from its cage, crawled through a petri dish filed with white die-marker fluid, climbed onto your bed and across the top of your head, and then made its way to Commander Riker's quarters where it attempted to hide within his rectum."
Med Tech: "Found it!"
Troi: Why'd you have to ruin it for me!
Riker: It's a 400 year old show!
Troi: I was really enjoying it but now I know Patrick McGoohan is both number 6 and metaphorically number 1 there's no point carrying on!
Riker: It's a 400 year old show! You haven't been this upset since I told you who shot JR.
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