TNG Caption This! 267: Good Times.... Good Times...

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "Hmm. Fascinating. Computer, now turn carbon dioxide off and oxygen back on."

 

[LeadHead]

It's really tough to get back to work after a 3 day weekend.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Data: Commander, please stop faking. I can tell you're just using this as an excuse to stare at Troi's behind.

 

[Mojochi]

Data: Apparently, being the 1st officer to request a seat belt wasn't as silly as you all thought, was it?

Geordi: The picture quality clears up a little once Captain Picard remembers how to pilot a shuttle craft

Data: That's for that off button shit at my hearing. Thought I forgot about that, didn't you?

& that put an end to any Klingons poking fun at the bobbed haircut

Picard: When did I make him transporter chief?

Data: The same day you made Geordi chief engineer

Picard: Merde! That was one hell of a binge.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Gravity is back to norm...ooh

GEORDIE: Come on, you know I don't get 3D on my VISOR!!!

DATA: Should I add "babyplay" to my list of multiple techniques?


RIKER: Crap! How long has he been standing there!!!!

DATA: I would advise against pulling the finger, Mr. O'Brien.

 

[jespah]

(singing) It's fun to stay at the Y ...

 

[BriGuy]

Data: Excuse me, but I believe based upon my analysis of the available historical information that you are all doing "planking" incorrectly.

LaForge: Damn it, I knew I should have updated the video driver...

 

[BriGuy]

Data's attempts at humor had been, thus far, unsuccessful.

His first attempt at farting, however, had far better results.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Data: " I warned you all about the Red Bull/Romulan Ale mix, Oh well now to have some fun with that old camera and make-up"

Picard: "Mr. O'Brien...."

Data: "No Sir, Not the pull my finger gag"

O'Brien "No sir, Respectfully No!"

 

[BriGuy]

Data: Ah, good, they are all knocked out. I can now proceed to get this shipped cleaned up. All these dirty organics shedding their skin and hair everywhere. They make quite a mess.

Not to mention what Commander Riker does in the holodek on a regular basis...

 

[BriGuy]

After the guy hits the floor...
Worf: Apologies. I saw that in a Batman movie and always wanted to try it.

 

[Captain Crow]

Worf: I'm here to drink prune juice and kick ass...and I'm all out of prune juice.

[punches guy behind him]

[muffled sound of rhythmically squeaking bed springs]

Picard: Commandah Rikah's quartahs are above us aren't they?

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Captain, you really will not be able to the wind direction until we beam down.

 

[Isis]

Data: "Oh, man. I didn't think my home movies were that bad."

Geordi: "I never should have listened to that Sulu guy and bought that Sharp Quattron."

Although Worf didn't get his Three Stooges moves quite right, they were still effective.

Data: "Sir, I realize you have a talent for counting, but are you sure that's your final answer?"

 

[Captain Crow]

[Pimp Daddy Data pimp slaps Riker with his ring hand]

Pimp Daddy Data: Next time I see your punk ass you best be havin' my monies I be owed.

 

[Isis]

Data (to self): "Oh no, don't tell me the Outer Limits has control of my TV again. I thought the repairman said he took care of that."

Starfleet tried to save money by having all its ship's counselors double up as dentists. However, that didn't work out too well on the Enterprise.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Data: ...and this is the last of my vacation photos.

Geordi: Time to upgrade to Blueray.

Troi: Yep. Positive for prune juice. Book 'em, Data.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Picard: Commander Data, this is Lieut-...er, Ensign? Um. Mr. O'Brien, what IS your given rank?
O'Brien: Hell if I know, sir. They just call me chief.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Unfortunately, the BluRay release of TMP wasn't the Director's Cut.

Geordi: "Sorry, VCR's getting a little old. Just let me adjust the tracking here."

Troi: "Don't mind him, he's just a little collicky."

Worf: "Release my Eggo."

Picard: "Try to beam our pants with us next time, Mistah O'Brien."

 

[LeadHead]

A great contest! Lets start the next one.