TNG Caption This! 265: Just Another Day at the Office...

[Mojochi]

Data: Sir, I've been ordered to remind you to refrain from irreparably slanting the captain's chair again

Well, at least the backup singers are consistent with his singing style

Worf: Ahh yes... Klingon PMS. Man, I'm glad I don't live there anymore

 

[Mojochi]

Worf: Faithful? Every Klingon tramp I've ever met wants to moor this wharf

 

[Isis]

LeadHead, TFTW and hope your move goes well!

Troi: "Wabbit season!"

Worf: "Duck season!"

Troi: "Wabbit season!"

Worf: "Wabbit season!"

Troi: "Duck sea... I sense I messed up again."

Everyone else in the room: "No shit!"

Data: "The so-called Three Stooges were not great strategists, but they were excellent tacticians. In fact, I suggest we develop proficiency in their 'eye poke' maneuver. It may prove to be life-saving in the event of a phaser malfunction."

Worf: "That K'Ehleyr...no respect for Klingon culture. Where is her honor?"

<brief pause>

Worf: "She's right behind me, isn't she?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Scans indicate Data has turn off his eyelids. In other words: you've lost, Commander.

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: (thinking) He's a very handsome man.

Data: (thinking)One Turbolift "Accident" and I'll be in Command.

Worf: (thinking( I wish I were a telepath...

 

[Ln X]

It is said that if you travel across the universe for long enough you will watch yourself being tortured...

 

[Mistral]

Worf: "Sure, Deanna, I'd love to go out on a date."

 

[Alrik]

Mauric: "Everyone have a seat....gotcha! I didn't say Simon Says."

Picard: "And this was considered entertainment?"
Data: "It was a television program called Jersey Shore."
Troi: "What a train wreck."
Wesley: "Is that Snooky person for real?"
Geordi: "Looks like World War III was a blessing in disguise."

Picard: "I'm sorry for missing your party Will, it appears that I should have taken a left at Albuquerque after all."

Data: "So half pepperoni and half sausage?"
Riker: "Sounds good to me."
Worf *thinking sarcastically*: "Such a brilliant command decision."

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks to everyone for the good wishes for the move, I managed to get a few minutes to set this contest up this morning, so enjoy!


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