TNG Caption This! 248: Season 2; Who let the kid drive?!
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Alien: (VO) To approaching vessel, please change your heading 5 degrees port.
Data: This is Lt. Commander Data of the Federation Starship Enterprise. Please change your heading ten degrees starboard.
Alien:No. Change your heading, Enterprise.
Data: To unidentified vessel, this is a Galaxy class starship and the flagship of the Federation with five defiant class escorts. Please change your heading or you will be considered hostile and met with full force.
Alien: This is a space station. Over.
Voice: Welcome to the emergency line of the Klingon High Council. If you know your Councillor's extension, enter it now. If you want to speak to the Chancellor, press 1. If you are a petaQ, press 2. If you want to challenge someone to a duel to the death, press 3. If you have lost your honor, press 4...
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Voice: Welcome to the emergency line of the Klingon High Council. If you know your Councillor's extension, enter it now. If you want to speak to the Chancellor, press 1. If you are a petaQ, press 2. If you want to challenge someone to a duel to the death, press 3. If you have lost your honor, press 4...
Worf: *presses 4*
"Please hold".
Irving Berlin music plays.
Worf: *Presses 3 repeatedly*.
"Your call is NOT very important to us." 
Voice: Hello! Did you know you can save hundreds of credits on your Starship insurance by switching to G'Eico?
(Worf hangs up)
Commercial voiceover: G'Eico. So easy, a Klingon could do it.
Worf: I'm not Jebediah Turner and I have no idea who Jon Baker and Francis Poncherello are.
Riker: (OS) "Captain, Lwaxana Troi is hailing. She's requesting permission to come aboard."
Picard: "Tell her I'm busy washing my hair, and that I'll call back later."
Riker: (OS) "Captain, the Ambassador says she can read your thoughts."
[Picard sighs]
PICARD: I saw something like this in a movie once. Didn't end well for the ex-girlfriend of the First officer.
TROI: Wait...What?
Riker: I think I saw that film... wasn't it the bald character who brought it?
PICARD: I saw something like this in a movie once. Didn't end well for the ex-girlfriend of the First officer.
TROI: Wait...What?
Riker: I think I saw that film... wasn't it the bald character who brought it?
WORF: I recall something about the First Officer hooking up with an android.
DATA: I'm out!!!!
Unfortunately for the crew, the energy beam sucked Captain Picard into the internet and turned him into a lunatic.
Unfortunately for the crew, the energy beam sucked Captain Picard into the internet and turned him into a lunatic.
"Check out Captain Picard, explorer of outerspace
Went surfing on the internet and was zapped to cyberspace
He turned into the Trekazoid
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's pedantic!"
Picard: "Oh, wipe those horrified looks off your faces! It'll look a lot better once the post-production effects guys get through with it!"
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