TNG Caption This! 248: Season 2; Who let the kid drive?!

[Nerys Myk]

Herman: "Eddie my boy, take us home."
Eddie: "Aye sir, laying in a course for the Mockingbird Nebula!"

I love your work.

 

[Gary7]

Herman: "Eddie my boy, take us home."
Eddie: "Aye sir, laying in a course for the Mockingbird Nebula!"

I love your work.

Thanks, I appreciate it. (Btw, it was Data's flattish hair in the original that spawned the idea. )

 

[Ayelbourne]

Unfortunately for both Riker and Worf's health, Cpt. Picard still had difficulties with getting the hang of this new lightsabre technology.

 

[Holdfast]

No, TWO pepperoni and ONE gagh.... Yes, that's right... OK, and if you're not here in 30 minutes, the Batleth's coming out.

Data (thinking): Damn, Dr Soong short-changed me in that department.

Wesley's photoshop manipulations shocked Troi and fascinated Data.

 

[Methos]

Data - "So this is what human males call 'extreme flatulence' doctor?"

M

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: You should alternate hands to avoid cramping, doctor.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Pulaski: "Ugh! Is that Hai Karate? You're supposed to splash it on, not bathe in it!"

 

[Holdfast]

DATA: You should alternate hands to avoid cramping, doctor.

 

[Mojochi]

Despite the prime directive, Picard considered destroying the micro-stellar system every time he had to stop his head from being pulled into its gravitational orbit

Picard: And you people thought I was crazy for not wanting Pulaski to put in the new mechanical heart

Worf: It's Lionel Ritchie. He wants to know if we're looking for him

Muldaur: Not now dammit! I haven't had a decent recurring role in a decade, since The Tony Randall Show

The Enterprise crew were wholly unprepared for the return of the redshirt curse

 

[Methos]

Worf - "It's an obscene phone call, sir." hands phone to Riker. "I think it's for you."

M

 

[Methos]

Data: Look, maybe we can reason with it. Open communication channels, Wesley. Broadcast on all known frequencies, and in all known languages, including Welsh...

Troi: But they've taken Commander Riker sir!

Wesley: Quick, let's get out of here before they bring him back...

M

 

[Methos]

Wesley: Suggest we maintain course. That asteroid does not exist.
Data: Suppose you're wrong?
Wesley: Sir, I'll stake my reputation on it.
Troi: Wesley, you haven't got a reputation.
Wesley: No, ma'am, but I'm hoping to acquire one from this escapade...

M

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: No, its not a fanny!!!!!

 

[6079SmithW]

Stewart: Why is there a lens flare in this shot?

Lighting guy: Sorry. Its the new guy, Abrams. Its kind of his thing...

 

[Nerys Myk]

DORN: What do you mean, we don't have to appear at cons in full costume and make-up?



FRAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Dave Attell (on phone): "Are you in room 312? Do you want to hear something that will make you never stop washing your face?"

 

[jespah]

So, Doctor Pulaski, what are you wearing?

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Someone broke into my room while I was out and stole everything in the minibar and I think they might have been watching porn!

...Hey, it was worth a shot.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Worf: "Captain, the WAZZUP! meme died about ten years ago".

Picard (on line): "I just discovered that one..."

 

[Gary7]

After disobeying orders, Captain Picard reassigned Worf to the "20th Century" quarters, where as a cruel joke, the only phone in the room would periodically receive crank calls late at night.