
Picard: -chuckling- "As you can see, Number One, with just a few taps I can look at anything......"
Riker: -to himself- I've never found Black Adder to be that funny.....

Wesley: "Is it me, or is there something wrong with the warp field?"
Guinan: "Actually, I had the windows replaced with a giant screen TV. Now shut up. Doctor Who is starting."

Picard: "Good God..... you're telling me that all of those people are watching us right now?"

Dr. Crusher: -sighing- "This is the last year I'm cutting you out of your Halloween costume, Jean-Luc. Stop making them so complicated."

Worf: -under his breath- "I told you to wear the leather and armor. I've never been so embarrassed....."

Riker: "Never mind the damage we're doing to the timeline by beating Edison to the lightbulb, isn't giving our ancestors the generators to power them a bit much?"