TNG Caption This! 244: Galaxy Class Jingle Bells

[Gary7]

Sorry to sound dumb, but where is that picture of the guy being carried off from? It looks like it's from The Survivors, but I don't remember that scene.

It's a weird scene. As the landing party crosses the lawn and approaches the home, Riker gets caught in a trap. He is strung up by his leg and is tethered to a tall green pole. Worf pulls him down, and that's the scene in the screen cap. Visit TrekCore for various other related scenes: The Survivors.

 

[Alrik]

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It is from The Survivors. It's from the scene where the away team beams down to Kevin & Rishon's house for the first time a. Riker steps in a snare and is left hanging upside down from his foot.

EDIT:
Gary beat me to it.

 

[Mistral]

Crusher: "$50? Look, you said you wanted a full-grown ensign. That's gonna cost you a hundred, just like I originally said."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: Are Riker and Worf practicing Ballet again?

 

[Gary7]

Dr. Crusher: "So let me get this straight. You found an indigenous spice here that gives a person super-human strength only minutes after ingesting it, with no ill side effects?"
Rishon: "Oh yes, it's quite remarkable."
Dr. Crusher: "Well, I'd like to see a demonstration if you don't mind."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Well, I'll be damned! I didn't know ship captains could perform marriages! Heh! Maybe I'll put a bee in Troi's bonnet and watch Riker sweat!"

 

[LeadHead]

Around the holidays, Picard like to read "The Book of Kirk." He especially enjoyed the passage about the 3 Wise Redshirts who faked food poisoning to avoid being assigned to the landing party.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Dr. Crusher: What on Earth has made you ask me about Commander Riker and auto-erotic asphyxiation?

 

[Isis]

LeadHead, thanks for the win!

Q: "Flowers again? When will people learn to send checks or gift cards?"

 

[Isis]

Q had been so wasted the night before that, when he received flowers sent by "A Secret Admirer," he marveled at the sender's excellent taste, but had no idea the sender had been himself.

 

[Captain Crow]

Q: Condolences for the injury you sustained from your tragic trouser zip accident.

Beverly: Yes, I've used time travel to shove my head up my own ass.

Picard: See Dick run. Run, Dick, run. Bloody hell! Numbah One, is this a children's book or one of your "special" books?

 

[inflatabledalek]

"Christ, if I just say yes to doing Torchwood will you leave me alone?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Q: "Flowers...from Wesley Crusher? The hell...?"

 

[Isis]

The Enterprise crew celebrated both Worf's becoming a citizen of Cheron and the surgical transformation of his body from Klingon to Cheronian (except for the ridges, of course).

 

[Captain Crow]

Announcer: Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

 

[Isis]

Riker: "So, Geordi, why did I remove your visor?"

LaForge: "Because I'm about to go on a blind date."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q: Delta Quadrant???? Damn! I'm at the wrong address!!!!

 

[inflatabledalek]

Riker: I knew all along you were doing an elaborate benefit fraud!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Geordi: "It's amazing. You've restored my sight. Now can you give me a girlfriend?"
Riker smirks and clicks his fingers...

Nothing happens

Clicks his fingers again...

and again nothing...

Riker: "Q, it doesn't work!"

Q os: "There are some things beyond even the power of a Q, Riker."

 

[NathanielM]

Jean Luc's all time favorite books, how to regrow manly hair in 30 solar days

Q: You got to be kidding, how the hell can you read a font thats so damn tiny!

Worf tried to feel the force and shut out the birthday party around him.

WWE in the twenty-third century with Hulk Hogan the XXth

Riker: So Geordi, I know you can't see without your visor, but did you smell that? It was a bad boy!