TNG Caption This! 241: Dangerous Situations

[Schistocerca]

Picard: "Ah number one. At last after many years of exhaustive research I can finally prove my hypothesis that extraterrestrials really suck at doing pottery!"

 

[Schistocerca]

Data: "Jeordi wouldn't it be easier just to buy an IPod?"
Jeordi: "Oh come on Data, be a sport. Two more minutes and I will have downloaded all of Lady Gaga's back catalogue ."

 

[Alrik]

Geordi: "Alright Data, its gone. Now for the last time, quit opening links unless you know its a trusted source.

This is the third time this week you've been Rick Rolled."

 

[Alrik]

Picard (o.s.) "Ensign. How many time do I have to tell you we do not take the short cut through L.A. in the summer time."

 

[Gary7]

It was everything the crew could do to keep warm, as Captain Picard kept lowering the bridge temperature to recapture his fond childhood memories of a rustic Christmas in the frosty French Alps.

 

[Isis]

Only too late did the Enterprise crew realize that "Little Trees" air fresheners are not just for cars.


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[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hear no evil, smell no evil, eat no evil.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Q: I've never seen a "Mother" tattoo in that location before.

 

[boco]

This ws the exact moment in Enterprise's history when Picard ordered Worf go have the first bath

 

[Isis]

Q: "Jean-Luc, I have something to tell you."

<brief pause>

Q: "Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance."

 

[Isis]

Picard: "That Q is the most despicable being in the universe.
<brief pause>
Picard (to self): "He's right behind me, isn't he?"

The Enterprise had more than its fair share of brilliant leaders, scientists, doctors, and engineers...but not one plumber.

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[Isis]

Picard (to self): "What a horrible nightmare. I dreamed Q and I were having hot, sweaty sex all night."

<a few seconds later>

Q: "Can we just chill today, Jean-Luc? Last night was great, but I have to admit my Energizer Bunny days are over."

 

[Finn]

Picard: How longer is this going to take?
Q: Not long. Isis is posting captions.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Picard (offscreen): Crewmen, this is NOT the time for praying to Jewel, I insist you stop this chanting immediately!!

 

[LeadHead]

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