TNG Caption This 236: Guest Judge: Nerys Myk AKA Zombie Cheerleader!

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday to everyone! Hope the week has treated you well.

First up to the plate, we have the "I think you can sue over this... if you survive" Award, going to:

Data: Good bye! I hope your planet blowing up is not too much of an inconvenience!

Next, we have the "He's a Love Machine" award, going to:

Troi: Now you do understand that you are not to speak to anyone about what we just did?

Data: Of course, Counselor.

Troi: Good, then I'll see you same time tomorrow.

Next, we have the "I guess the writers never did, either" Award, going to:

Riker: "And then she says "I've never kissed you with a beard before". Really?! Did she even watch the show?"

Next, we have the "Glad I'm in the 24th Century" Award, going to:

GEORDI: If this was TOS, one of us would be dead by now.

O'BRIEN (nervously) Yeah.

Next, we have the "Communications Studies" Award going to:

Picard: "I realize you're studying human mannerisms, but the hand-kiss to greet Commander Riker was a bit much. A simple 'yo" would have been adequate."

Our Photoshop award goes to:

Riker: "What is it?"
Picard: "Oh, just something I found on my last shore leave, in a deep archaeological mine. It's rumored to help you find precious metals, but I highly doubt it."

We have a multi caption award going to:

Riker: Here's the report on...hey, where'd my PADD go?
Picard: Oh sure, your PADD mysteriously disappeared again? Really you've got to come up with a better excuse for why your reports are late.

Data: Geordi...I don't understand the humour in transporting PADDs directly out of people's hands.
Geordi: We'll work on explaining that later.

Riker: There's NOTHING there! There's NEVER anything there! It's dead space! WTF are you looking at?

Thanks to all of our contestants and congratulations to all of our winners!

Now, we have a Guest Judge taking the wheel for this one, Nerys Myk (AKA Zombie Cheerleader) will judge this contest and the theme requested was TOS on TNG. So lets say hi to Spock, McCoy and Scotty!

Enjoy!

Please begin captioning!

 

[LeadHead]

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Spock: Your presence here makes no logical sense whatsoever!

McCoy: ...So then I said to him-

Data: You green blooded Vulcan?

McCoy: How did you know?

Data: Lucky guess.

Scotty: I like your holodecks, Kirk never used to let me have a drink on the actual bridge of the ship. Say, why don't we head up to your bridge?

Spock: Fascinating. Mass Effect 3 will have a demo releasing in January.

Picard: We've decided to give you this shuttle. Now get out.

 

[bullethead]

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Brent Spiner: So now that you're the director of Generations, what are you going to do about the script?
Leonard Nimoy: Well, this Nexus plot has to go, along with the emotion chip subplot.
Spiner: But my contract-
Nimoy: Don't worry about it. You get a major part in this new Scotty subplot.

McCoy: Tell Picard that I am taking command so we can rescue Spock from those Romulan bastards.
Data: Sir, that's for later in the movie.
McCoy: Shit, this make up makes it impossible for me to think straight.

Nimoy: I am sorry Denise, but your overacting can no longer be tolerated.

Scotty: So Picard, can ye tell me what it's like having your ass saved by an old relic?

Picard: Alright Mr. Scott, since you are a famous Starfleet officer, friend of Admiral McCoy, and cozy with the director, we are giving you a mulligan. Take this shuttle and try not to hijack any more ships when Spock gets in trouble.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Scotty: "We used to call my old captain 'Kirk the Jerk.' Now, let's see...what are we gonna call you..."

 

[Mojochi]

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Hehe! thanks for the victory

Spock: Fascinating. You have an efficient intellect, superior physical skills, no emotional impediments. There are Vulcans who aspire all their lives to achieve what you've been given by design.

Data: Then why don't they all just go join the Borg?

McCoy: Simple, I just decided I wasn't going to give to green blooded bastard the privilege of seeing me dead

Spock: And my 1st order of business is to address the lack of logic in Romulan fashion. I can barely hold this thing up

Scotty: We nearly flew her apart a few times

Picard: You people were aware we're not really flying right?

Picard: Try not to pull her apart until we're gone

 

[Finn]

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McCoy: I gotta head back. I got a date with Betty White.

Scotty: ...and if I had included the old gang in this simulation, Chekov would be saying that Russia invented green.

 

[Gary7]

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Thanks for the win, Evil Lincoln.

Spock made the unfortunate mistake of picking up a paintball gun, instead of a genuine disruptor.

McCoy: "Are you serious? Walking backward like this in circles will reverse my aging process?"

Picard: (thinking) Damned freeloader... thinks he can just casually drink up my uber rare Aldebron whiskey without asking first?

Spock: "I agree, Data. Being the 24th Century, you would think the Klingons could manufacture a laptop that weighs closer to 5 lbs, instead of this 100 lb slab of glaring inconvenience."

Scotty: "So long, and thanks for all the booze!"

 

[Finn]

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Spock: "I agree, Data. Being the 24th Century, you would think the Romulans could manufacture a laptop that weighs closer to 5 lbs, instead of this 100 lb slab of glaring inconvenience."

Picard: (OS) Who knew the Klingon Best Buy is supplied by the Romulans.

 

[Gary7]

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Picard: (thinking) Damned freeloader... thinks he can just casually drink up my uber rare Aldebron whiskey without asking first?

 

[MrBorg]

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Data: I will never understand the fascination some people have with internet trolling.

 

[Finn]

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Spock: I can't believe those people compared my nose measurements with this Quinto fellow.

 

[LeadHead]

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Picard: Thank you for getting the TrekBBS back online, although we wish you hadn't actually had to hook AntonyF to the server to do so.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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GEORDI: And don't worry, we re-enforced the suspension.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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MCCOY: I don't see any bifurcation on your penis, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan

 

[Finn]

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Scotty: I haven't told you about an old tiny friend yet.

 

[inflatabledalek]

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Spock: I have a strangely illogical desire to replace you with a photoshop of Greedo.

McCoy: Damn cheap Star Fleet, half these corridors are just our sets repainted!

Picard: Why so cheerful Mr. Scott?

Scotty: Aye just remembered that bastard Kirk is dead! Fancy a wee drink to celebrate?

Spock: This TNG Porn parody is fascinating.

Scotty: Who's the wee lassie with her bagpipes hanging out? Why did ye nay introduce us before? I'd have certainly gotten over ma sulk by showing her my Nessie.

Troi: I sense... you're Welsh?

Scotty: Close enough.

 

[Mr Silver]

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Spock: I have learnt two things today - never trust a Romulan politician and... (looks sadly at left arm) Never shake hands with an Android!

 

[boco]

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Scotty: I just had an idea,Picard.. why don't you use a toupee' like Shatner and Koening? It would do miracles when it comes to women...

Spock: You're under arest, for wearing an uglier toupee than Chekov..

 

[bullethead]

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Sela discovered first hand why Nerf preferred foam darts over ping pong balls.

 

[Gary7]

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Spock: "Tell me who is responsible for the Romulan shoulder pad conspiracy!"