TNG Caption This #235: And now for something completely different...
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Riker: "Data, maybe you better check the level of tetryon particle emissions."
Data: "The indicator is over on my right. But I will not fall for the ruse you are attempting. You see Commander, already you have your hand positioned to try snatching away my combadge while I am not looking. You will not fool me a second time."
Picard: "I think I need another Risa vacation."
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Riker: "Data, maybe you better check the level of tetryon particle emissions."
Data: "The indicator is over on my right. But I will not fall for the ruse you are attempting. You see Commander, already you have your hand positioned to try snatching away my combadge while I am not looking. You will not fool me a second time."
Picard: "I think I need another Risa vacation."
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The people said "Hail Data!"
and Data said, "Hail, yes!"
The people said "Hail Data!"
and Data said, "Hail, yes!"
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Data: "I am somewhat alarmed, Commander."
Riker: "And you say it just fell off?"
Picard: "Will, we should look into this-what if it spreads to the rest of the crew?"
Data: "I am somewhat alarmed, Commander."
Riker: "And you say it just fell off?"
Picard: "Will, we should look into this-what if it spreads to the rest of the crew?"
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Data: Right, I think this a big enough TV to really enjoy the TNG Blu Rays properly with.
Troi: It's alright Data, we all have parental issues.
Data: But I do not understand why Dr. Soong spent all that time and effort programming me with multiple techniques but not the ability to use contractions. I think he enjoyed the research a bit too much.
Riker: And finally, a bit of a strange request from Beverly, she's asked to move to different quarters so that her bedroom window isn't directly beneath the ready room anymore... Ah.
Picard: Request denied.
Geordi: Right then guys, is this mighty fine lady I spent the night with hot or is she hot!?!?
Worf: I think your visor is broken.
Geordi: What makes you say that?
Worf: This is Mr. Mott.
Data: And according to TV Tropes it took Riker growing that beard for us to stop being crap.
Data: Right, I think this a big enough TV to really enjoy the TNG Blu Rays properly with.
Troi: It's alright Data, we all have parental issues.
Data: But I do not understand why Dr. Soong spent all that time and effort programming me with multiple techniques but not the ability to use contractions. I think he enjoyed the research a bit too much.
Riker: And finally, a bit of a strange request from Beverly, she's asked to move to different quarters so that her bedroom window isn't directly beneath the ready room anymore... Ah.
Picard: Request denied.
Geordi: Right then guys, is this mighty fine lady I spent the night with hot or is she hot!?!?
Worf: I think your visor is broken.
Geordi: What makes you say that?
Worf: This is Mr. Mott.
Data: And according to TV Tropes it took Riker growing that beard for us to stop being crap.
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Hey! HEY!!! Your beach ball is over here!
Picard ponders how difficult it would be to throw himself out a starship window.
Data: "Sir, I believe if you set a pick here and Riker comes down the baseline..."
Hey! HEY!!! Your beach ball is over here!
Picard ponders how difficult it would be to throw himself out a starship window.
Data: "Sir, I believe if you set a pick here and Riker comes down the baseline..."
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Data: "'5,000 square feet! Mountain-top view! Unbelievably low price!' Riker was right: I should have read the fine print."
Data: "'5,000 square feet! Mountain-top view! Unbelievably low price!' Riker was right: I should have read the fine print."
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Picard: Come in, sit down Number One.
*CREEAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK*
Picard: Either you need a new chair or a new arse.
Riker: My ass is exactly the same size it was at the academy!
Picard: Come in, sit down Number One.
*CREEAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK*
Picard: Either you need a new chair or a new arse.
Riker: My ass is exactly the same size it was at the academy!
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Troi: Now you do understand that you are not to speak to anyone about what we just did?
Data: Of course, Counselor.
Troi: Good, then I'll see you same time tomorrow.
Troi: Now you do understand that you are not to speak to anyone about what we just did?
Data: Of course, Counselor.
Troi: Good, then I'll see you same time tomorrow.
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Data: "Interesting. I really can see my house from here."
Data: "I appreciate the fact that you are trying to branch your practice out into chiropractics, however, I am not in need of an adjustment."
Riker: "And then she says "I've never kissed you with a beard before". Really?! Did she even watch the show?"
Geordi: "Orion hookers? Data."
Data: "Happy Birthday Geordi."
Picard: "Are you absolutely certain."
Data: "Without doubt, Sir. We should have taken a left turn in Albuquerque."
Data: "Interesting. I really can see my house from here."
Data: "I appreciate the fact that you are trying to branch your practice out into chiropractics, however, I am not in need of an adjustment."
Riker: "And then she says "I've never kissed you with a beard before". Really?! Did she even watch the show?"
Geordi: "Orion hookers? Data."
Data: "Happy Birthday Geordi."
Picard: "Are you absolutely certain."
Data: "Without doubt, Sir. We should have taken a left turn in Albuquerque."
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Data: So there is to be no bowling tonight? Very well, I will see you later.
Data: So there is to be no bowling tonight? Very well, I will see you later.
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Next contest has begun!
Right this way, please...
Next contest has begun!
Right this way, please...
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