TNG Caption This #234: Guest Judge: Skywaker! AKA Lord Vader!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! Don't be fooled by my name change! I'm still the same old LeadHead I've always been! And now, it is time to present The Winners! And, don't forget rather than being judged by my cruel methods, they have been judged by the Awesome Powers of KNH!

First up to the plate, we have the "But how do you describe Number 2 in binary code?" Award, going to:

Bynar: "Where is the bathroom? I need to have a number one zero."

Next, we have the "Spock couldn't handle it, looks like Data can't either," Award going to:

Fajo: "Bourbon and beans. An explosive combination."

Next up, the "Poor Salesmen" Award goes to:

No matter how hard the Pakleds tried, Geordi was not interested in buying their "Ultra-Mobile Dustbuster"

Next, the "Oooooooo, he's gonna make you pay for that one!" Award, goes to:

Mendon: "You like like a man who'd understand my problem. Where does an ugly guy go to get laid around here?"

Next, the "Maybe they won't know that it's me since I'm using a Halloween Name" (Thanks for the win KNH) Award goes to:

Kolrami: And here is where your time share will be...

Then, we have the "The next morning he wakes up and discovered he's missing positronic circuits" Award, goes to:

Picard (os): Careful, Data. Just be mindful what happened to Mr. Summers.

Data: I am not familiar with that cremember, sir.

Picard: Exactly.

Our Photoshop Award goes to:

Worf: "Are you sure you're supposed to be here?"

Picard: "So the ship looks better now than it did before?"
Kolami: "Yes."
Picard: "How much did you say the Blu-Ray cost?"

On behalf of our esteemed guest Judge, KNH, congratulations to all of our winners and thanks very much to all who participated!

Before we move on to our next Guest Judge and next contest, lets check in with the final voting round of the...

^ I think this'll be the last time I get to use that picture!

Anyhoo, the final voting round, the Klingon Belly Laugh Finals is in progress now! It will end Sunday night around 9:30 PDT! If you haven't voted, please do! We have a couple of frontrunners going at it, but with enough votes, it's still anybody's game! Check it out!

And now, the second in our Guest Judges Series, we have the one, the only: Skywalker! (Who for Halloween Purposes shall be referred to as Lord Vader) So once again, you are freed from my evil judging methods.... at least for awhile....

Now, the contest!

Captioners, enjoy! SkywalkerVader, (lol) you enjoy too!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Mister Data, have Commander La Forge come in here and fix this.

Troi: What is it, Captain?

Picard: My Crystal Ball is broken.

Worf: I warned you, if you started singing "LifeForms" again...

La Forgereading) "Made on Romulus. Take that suckers"

Riker liked Data, but couldn't stand his infomercials.

Barclay: Just a moment, Sir. Yes, I'm sorry for the interruption. Yes, I would like to change my Long Distance Coverage!

 

[bullethead]

Picard: You know, Admiral McCoy used one of these things to learn how to reattach Spock's brain. Care to give it a try Counselor?

The new low of the day: being forced to carry an unconscious Data when two gold shirts were standing around doing nothing.

O'Brien: When are we going to get to the "teching the tech" part, sir?
Geordi: When the writer sends in the next act.

Riker was not amused that Wesley set up his entertainment center to pick up the bridge camera.

Barclay: Sorry Geordi, but we got together and agreed that we won't be having anymore of that Andorian takeout you always get us. It makes us go.

First Officer's Log, Supplemental: I have discovered the cause of the computer malfunctions that have left us stranded. Barclay and Wesley have been using the Enterprise's computers to run a galaxy wide RPG based on an early 21st century work known as "Horizon." This RPG appears to be... fully interactive.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Picard: "I've spent years studying this artifact, trying to determine its origin and purpose, only to finally discover that it's just a mass-market beach ball from the Star-Mart discount store chain!"

Picard: "Good, Mr. Worf! Now sit him down at the Ops station, and then switch him on."
Worf: "Grr! These new Starfleet 'green' regulations are a pain in the ass!"

Barclay: "Oh, yes, Commander, my confidence and self-esteem have improved by leaps and bounds! In fact, watch this! I'm going to arrange an impromptu 'booty call' with Counselor Troi!"

 

[Holdfast]

DATA: This better be good Commander; you've interrupted my manicure.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Don't thank me, KNH had the wheel for this round.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

^ Oops!

In that case: Thanks for the win, KNH!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: What the hell is this?

WORF: I'll be in my bunk.

LAFORGE: It says "Do not remove tag"....crap!!!!

BARCLAY: Barclay to Troi, please inform Geordi I am not speaking to him.

 

[Finn]

Worf had enough after Data spent a week experimenting on what it was like to have a tail like Spot.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI:And now over to Data for the weather.

DATA: All decks are set for Earth normal. Back to you Deanna.

RIKER: We might want to rethink the format of the ship newscast, sir.

 

[Mysterion]

LaForge: Chief - the warranty expired yesterday! I'm sure as hell not gonna pay to have this thing repaired. Who signed this out, anyway?

O'Brien: Umm....about that transfer to DS9 I submitted the other day...

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard, dejected: Oh, poopie. My plasma ball is broken.

Riker: Oh, great. Its another one of those lame ass "Play him off, Keyboard Data" fail videos.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

LaForge: "It says, 'Some assembly required.'"

 

[LeadHead]

La Forge: Uh-oh, looks like we might have sent substandard Shuttlecraft materials to Voyager.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Picard: You think this is a big ball Deanna? I'll show you a big ball...

Data: Inappropriate touching!

Worf: Sorry Sir.

Data: Did I tell you to stop?

O'Brien: I tell you Geordi, you should have waited till the Blu Rays were all out before burning your DVD collection, what if they never release the complete series?

Riker: Worst webcam ever.

Barclay: Sorry Sir, I just need a second to respond to press inquiries about my opinion on The A-Team movie.

 

[Isis]

Barclay: "Just another second, Geordi, the words are on the tip of my tongue."

LaForge: "Sorry, Reg, but they're not gonna let you through on this round. They might cut you some slack for 'Bohemian Rhapsody' or 'The Star Spangled Banner'. But 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'?"

 

[Isis]

Picard: "B-Faw."

Data: "No, B-4 is deactivated. It's me, Data."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Worf: I have fetched another data-storage device from engineering, captain. Where do you want it?
Picard: Plug it in at the helm, Mt. Worf.

Riker: B...4, Data.
Data: A hit. And you have sunk my submarine.

Picard, musing: Why did Jellico draw constellations on my celestial globe? And why do they all look like...(tilts head) ..oh. Penises. Very mature, Eddie.

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "I swear this was a globe of the Earth just yesterday!"

 

[Bob Karo]

Riker quickly tries to hide his Romulan Ale.

Riker: I told you never to call me here! This is an unlisted wall!