TNG Caption This #233: Guest Judge: KNH!

[huskers57]

Picard and Riker were not impressed by 01's whistling demonstration.

ME DATA...ME SMASH!!!

No matter how hard the Pakled's tried, Geordi was not interested in buying their "Ultra-Mobile Dustbuster"

Worf: "Your eyes match the shade of your uniform."

Riker knew he'd win the wargames as Picard dozed off during the briefing...

Data: Onatopp?

 

[Captain Crow]

Worf: If you steal my Manwich from the breakroom fridge I will kill you where you stand.

Worf, thinking: I hope noone notices me peeing in the corner.

Fajo: Gravity off!
[Data hits ceiling]
Fajo: Gravity on!
[Data hits floor]
Fajo: Gravity off!
[Data hits ceiling]
Fajo: Gravity on!
[Data hits floor]
Data: How are you staying on the floor?
Fajo: I have magnetic shoes on. Gravity off!

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the win, Leadhead!

Bynar 1: "We are the Interstellar Fashion Police. Your uniforms have been deemed to resemble pajamas much too closely."
Bynar 2: (singing) "Maybe you should try some old tab collars."
Bynars: (in chorus) "Welcome back to the age of jive."

Fajo: "Nicely done, Data. Your impression of Frankenstein's monster is commendable. Why don't you try Dracula next?"

Pakled Grebnedlog: "We are from the Butterfly sect of the Pakled consortium and we insist that you join us. Please, hold still while we etch a butterfly into your forehead."

Worf: "You do realize that the contraption on your chest is no different from a Harkonnen heart plug. One pull, and it's all over. Most vulnerable."
Mendon: "My, the rumors are true--you are indeed a gentle species."

Kolrami: "And this is my home planet, Uglius Annoyancia."

Kamala: "Captain, I do need to practice mating before being betrothed, and Data informs me he is programmed with a huge variety of techniques--"
Data: "--not to mention my nearly limitless stamina."
Kamala: "Yes, what a nice bonus! Well, we've got a long agenda ahead. Bye-bye now!"

 

[Gary7]

Grebnedlog: (to Geordi) "Uh, I can't change the setting thingy on this phaser, because my glove is too bulky. Here, can you please set it to full stun?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Data: Yes Commander Riker, she does indeed have an ample derriere, but why would I want to package chocolate confects with it?

 

[inflatabledalek]

At the time this episode was made, most people would have guessed wrong as to which of these two would have the more successful film career.

 

[Bob Karo]

Picard (os): Careful, Data. Just be mindful what happened to Mr. Summers.

Data: I am not familiar with that cremember, sir.

Picard: Exactly.

 

[Gary7]

Grebnedlog: "Oh, shaver. I thought you had said phaser. Will this make our appearance attractive?"
Reginod: "Yes, we need to get dates."
Geordi: "Uhhhh... guys.... I think you've got a more serious problem."

 

[Mojochi]

01: Gimme a break. The Borg are pansies

Data: (Thinking) 1st sit in the chair, now James Brown splits. I'm beginning to think this crew isn't worth demeaning myself for

Pakled: Make the TiVo go!

Worf: You blow into that harmonica again, & you'll need to learn to play it from another orifice!

Kolrami: Sure it's a time share, but wait till you see the view

Data: Now if you'll excuse us, we have some programming to alter

 

[Isis]

Although famine and war were conquered well before the 24th Century, nobody had yet determined what to do about the paparazzi.

 

[Epsilon IX]

^Data always liked women who enjoyed pulling rank.

 

[Gary7]

Worf: "Are you sure you're supposed to be here?"

 

[Gary7]

Riker: "Captain, they say that if we supply them with some tubes and mallets, they will thoroughly entertain us."

 

[Captain Crow]

Grebnedlog: I think this TV clicker is broken. I can't make the TV go with it.

Geordi: That's because it's the garage door opener remote you idiot.

 

[Gary7]

Grebnedlog: "This will help make us look thin?"
Geordi: "Oh yeah, it'll vaporize the fat right off of you."
Reginod: "He is smart. Soon we will be thin and getting dates easily."
Grebnedlog: "We will be two wild and crazy guys!"

 

[inflatabledalek]

*Exclusive footage of the first meeting between Levar Burton and Stuart Baird.*

Baird: Lavern act bad... should act good! Act good now!

Burton: Err...You do know that's not a camera? I can't believe I was second choice to direct this.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Pardon me, sir. My friend and I need some assistance. We are unfamilar with this technology and and need instruction.

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "So let me get this straight. You do everything in pairs?"

001: "That is"
100: "correct."

Tasha: "Everything? You jewels."

Fajo: "Meh. I thought I was supposed to be Data 'on' ice, not 'in' ice."

Worf: "So you really are Mordock?"

Mordock: "Yep."

Worf: "And you're just yanking the kid's chain?"

Mordock: "Pretty much."

Worf: "You I like."

The real reason Kolrami disliked Riker

Picard: "He is renowned as a brilliant strategist."

Riker: "Maybe so. But he's not much of a dresser."

Kamala: "...and I can suck a golf ball though 50 feet of garden hose."

Data: "It is true. They do not call her 'the perfect mate' for nothing."

 

[Alrik]

Geordi: "No, let me guess. You look for things...things that make you go."

Grebnedlog: "Well actually, I was was hoping you could spare some Grey Poupon."

 

[Gary7]

"We are two wild and craaaaaaazy guys!"