TNG Caption This #229: Explainabragging

[Gary7]

Wesley: "Geordi, this forward time viewer is amazing! I wonder... wait--I'm getting my future in focus now. Uh... oh man, I can't believe I fail to do that!"
Geordi: "What? Do you flunk out of Starfleet Academy?"
Wesley: "No, not that, I like totally don't do it with this gorgeous girl named Lefler. What was I thinking--wait, will be thinking?"

 

[Gary7]

Captain Picard's major fail, showing up at the opening of a new Romulan restaurant wearing a Starfleet uniform

 

[Gary7]

They found themselves in one of the worst places one could possibly be: the waste disposal stream of a Pakled cruiser.

 

[Isis]

Picard: "No, I don't think this is the Milky Way Galaxy. It looks more like the Puffed Wheat Galaxy."

 

[huskers57]

I'm your huckleberry.

Picard: STARFLEET! Drop your weapons!!

Good news Wes... no lice.

Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. You set it off, what happens? You burn your hand, right? You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off. Your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Data: (off screen) " Sir I will not pull your finger, the kindergarten class , all ready got me with that practical joke."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Riker: "You there, with the TrekBBS account... Enough with the fart jokes already!"

 

[Gary7]

Deanna (OS): "Will, I think you better stick with the trombone for the talent contest."

 

[Gary7]

Riker: "Now you see it. And..... now you don't. And, now you see it--"
Troi (OS): "Will, I thought you weren't going to accept Q's invitation to join the continuum."
Riker: "I didn't. It's magic!"
Data (OS): "But Commander, you've got a holo emitter control in your right ha--"
Riker: "Data!!"
Worf starts laughing uncontrollably

 

[Mr Silver]

Picard: And this is why we don't have Troi work the transporter either!

Worf: I've come to repair your waste water system, Doctor.
(cue drum fill and guitar with wah wah effect)

 

[inflatabledalek]

Worf: And yes, your boobs have firmed up.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Worf (irritated): "No, I am not embarrassed and I am not disappointed! Just...if you want to talk business with someone, you should invite them to your office!"

 

[NathanielM]

I know what you're thinking. Did he pick six boogers or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is the .44 indexr - the most powerful digit on my hand and would knock your nose clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!

Crusher:Have a seat, it is honorable to have
sexually impedance. I should know, I did Jean Luc...

The three stoogulans... Larus Curlyis and Moeius..

Picard: <thinking> Oh great!

Geordy: What have i told you about peeking into the cabin of other male crewman!

Crusher: OK but give me five more minutes!

Data: Asteroid field ahead, looks like its what's left of Earth. NOT! April Fools!

 

[Isis]

Crusher: "So you didn't enjoy dinner?"

Worf: "I am not a merry man!"

 

[Alrik]

Worf: "Just be sure to tell that son of yours, there is no honor in short sheeting my bed."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: What's with the door? Do I have to push a button or something?

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "On a lighter note, might I inquire as to who does your hair? I'm a big fan...really."

 

[Alrik]

Wes: "The nanites have eaten through nearly half of Commander Riker's porn collection."

Geordi: "Half? And they're still hungry?!"

 

[Gary7]

Worf: "Ahem..."
Beverly: "Yes, Worf?"
Worf: "Aren't you forgetting something?"
(a moment passes)
Beverly: "Oh yes, sorry!" (she runs around her desk and opens the door for Worf)

 

[Gary7]

Picard: "You're sure Pavel Chekov never visited Romulus?"