TNG Caption This #228: Streets Ahead

[NathanielM]

Riker: "To Be, or not to be, that is the question...."
Data: I see no humor in rhetorical quotes.

Worf: As you can see, this is my report card for my first back at the academy.

Picard: You must start to get better grades Mr Worf, on my ship I expect excellence.

Data: It appears to be a giant orange thing, and we're headed right for it!

La Forge: <lets one go> ooops sorry
Ro: Oh my god THAT IS HORRIBLE!

Troi: OH GOD YES YES YES!!!! AHHHHH AHHHH AHHH!
Roe: I'll have what she's having.

 

[Qew]

Riker: No no no, it's not what you think. It's just "research". Seriously.

Worf: Sir, you will find Klingon herbal remedies for that "itch" much more effective.

Data: Sir, it appears we have entered a gastric, soupy, orange thing.
Picard: Thank you data.

Roe: Oh Sh-
La Forge: That's right this visored space niggah got her back yo!

Troi: Oh god oh god oh god...i really should not have had that second Klingon blood burrito.

 

[Gary7]

Troi: Oh god oh god oh god...i really should not have had that second Klingon blood burrito.

Good one.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "I hate to go all technical on you, but: All hands on deck! Swirly thing alert!"

 

[milo bloom]

Deanna realizes her empathic abilities were no match for the alien-of-the-week's ability to induce spontaneous orgasms.

Picard: "Mr. Data! Find a way to modulate our shields to block their signal!"

Troi: "Now hold on a second, let's not be hasty..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: Whoa. I assumed "casual day" didn't mean "clothing optional"!!!

 

[BrotherofShran0]

Ensign Ro: I NEED someone to fertilize my eggs NOW! Where's Riker when I need him! Data call Riker NOW!!!

LaForge: Nooo, Data! Don't do it or you will DOOM us all!

 

[BrotherofShran0]

Data: I have put on the screen the threat level that Ensign Ro poses to the ship. Homeland Security threat level mandates I call Commander Riker and tell him to turn her over easy.

 

[BrotherofShran0]

Deanna: The needs of the one out weights the needs ... oh heck. Have your way with Will, but do it in a runabout where no one will hear Will scream

 

[BrotherofShran0]

Riker: I need to report to a runabout for a medical emergency, Dr. Crusher? Aren't you better suited for this?

Dr. Crusher: Don't argue Commander, get going! Lives are at stake. ensign Ro will instruct you further. computer Emergency beam out!

Riker: What?!?

 

[Isis]

Data's early attempts at singing were not well received.

 

[Winged Victory]

COMPUTER: Impact in 10 seconds...

DATA: I guess you could say....

DATA: We're about to have our moment in the sun


YEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!!

I just about died laughing at this!!

 

[Isis]

Data: "Captain, when you said we should go riding off into the sunset, I didn't think you meant it literally."

 

[Isis]

Picard: "I left you an extra ten percent. That gagh was exquisite."

 

[Alrik]

Worf: "No thank you Sir. There is no honor in Ms PacMan."

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "Yes, its the Kama Sutra. What? Were you expecting Shakespeare?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: It's called "Career Advancement for Dummies"

TROI: That explains alot.

 

[Alrik]

Picard (os): "Mister Data, what is it that we're seeing?"

Data: "It is.......it is orange, Sir."

 

[Alrik]

Picard (os): "Another glass?"

Troi: "No thank you sir. Was that the '46?"

Picard (os): " '47."

Troi: "Well whatever it was, it just kicked my ass."

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

Levar Burton: Noooo!
Michelle Forbes: What do you mean I'm being written out of the show?!
Patrick Stewart: Well Michelle, if it's any consolation, about a decade from now you'll be a crazy-ass Maenad on an HBO show called "True Blood."
Michelle Forbes: What the f*** is a Maenad?!