TNG Caption This #228: Streets Ahead

[Nerys Myk]

Burton and Forbes get a good look at their costume accessories.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The new costuming assistant didn't last long.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "It is no use, Captain. We have flashed him three times now, and the SOB still refuses to lower his high-beams."

 

[Isis]

Riker: "Yes, Wesley, this is called a bookmark. And no, Wesley, it wasn't a good idea to glue it in the only remaining copy of the Gutenberg Bible."

Data: "Sir, I told you we shouldn't have gotten a Sharp Quattron."

Picard (OS): "Counselor, how many times have I told you there's a reason 8-inch heels are not part of Starfleet's dress code?"

 

[Isis]

Data: "I think we should have made a left toin at Albuquoique."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: Scans confirm it. Dr. Crusher's "drapes and curtains" match.

 

[Isis]

"I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. It seemed a fairly ordinary night, when Brad Majors, and his fiancee, Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton..."

 

[Mr Silver]

Geordi: You will bow down before me Picard! I swear it! No matter that it takes an eternity! You WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! Both you, and then one day...YOUR HEIRS!!!

 

[Mistral]

"I'm sorry, but the special effects crew won't arrive until Tuesday."

 

[Gary7]

Data: "Sir, the soft cuddly appearance of this life form is a deception. I recommend we get out of here, immediately."

 

[Gary7]

Ro had enough, and in a fit of typical Bajoran rage grabbed Laforge by the "you know what..."


(I know... quite a reach there. )

 

[Isis]

Announcer (OS): "Coming soon. Old Yellow Eyes sings 'Orange Skies.'"

 

[Mr Silver]

Riker: So Edward is a vampire?!

 

[huskers57]

Picard: "Worf, such a lovely daisy wallpaper on your iPod." >snicker<

Data: How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?

.....

Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don't get orange juice, it's a walrus.

Ro: "Life is but a dream...."
Geordi: "Row, row, row your boat..."

Deanna: "Shhhh... did you hear that squeak?"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Data: Orange you glad I activated my emotion chip.

 

[Nerys Myk]

COMPUTER: Impact in 10 seconds...

DATA: I guess you could say....

DATA: We're about to have our moment in the sun


YEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!!

 

[Gary7]

^

 

[Gary7]

Data: "Highly recommended you put on your coolest shades, lest you be blinded."

 

[Holdfast]

"No one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself".

 

[NathanielM]

Riker: "To Be, or not to be, that is the question...."
Data: I see no humor in rhetorical quotes.

Worf: As you can see, this is my report card for my first back at the academy.

Picard: You must start to get better grades Mr Worf, on my ship I expect excellence.

Data: It appears

La Forge: No, Don't let Deanna Drive!

Deanna's attempt to mindmeld with her control panel was a failure.[/QUOTE]