TNG Caption This #222: Miles O'Brien, Transporting Across The Universe
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O'Brien: A little role playing eh? I can dig it. Keiko & I do the geisha bit now & then ourselves
O'Brien: What part of the words ION STORM did you not understand?
O'Brien: Here's all the instructions on how to avoid crashing the ship. You're paying attention right?
O'Brien: (Thinking) I wonder who'll bust their seems first me or her
Riker: But O'Brien will have her back in ship shape in no time Captain
O'Brien: (Thinking) Motherf%$&er
O'Brien: A little role playing eh? I can dig it. Keiko & I do the geisha bit now & then ourselves
O'Brien: What part of the words ION STORM did you not understand?
O'Brien: Here's all the instructions on how to avoid crashing the ship. You're paying attention right?
O'Brien: (Thinking) I wonder who'll bust their seems first me or her
Riker: But O'Brien will have her back in ship shape in no time Captain
O'Brien: (Thinking) Motherf%$&er
Re: TNG Caption This #222: Miles O'Brien, Transporting Across The Univ
Thanks for the win for Spike/Worf and Chester/Troi.
Riker: I think we know why this craft was lost.
Picard (over comm): Why is that, Number One?
O'Brien: Metric conversion?
Riker: That's right. Captain, this ship was build by the United States after every nation but them had adopted the metric system. A whole series of craft burned up or crashed, because even their best scientists couldn't keep their units straight when they collaborated with other nations. I don't think we'll find any mysteries here.
Thanks for the win for Spike/Worf and Chester/Troi.
Riker: I think we know why this craft was lost.
Picard (over comm): Why is that, Number One?
O'Brien: Metric conversion?
Riker: That's right. Captain, this ship was build by the United States after every nation but them had adopted the metric system. A whole series of craft burned up or crashed, because even their best scientists couldn't keep their units straight when they collaborated with other nations. I don't think we'll find any mysteries here.
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O'Brien (covertly): Lieutenant Commander Troi, that's not going to work. A subspace message I filed from our next Chief Medical Officer says that the new Captain is gay.
O'Brien (covertly): Lieutenant Commander Troi, that's not going to work. A subspace message I filed from our next Chief Medical Officer says that the new Captain is gay.
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Riker: "It's all that's left of something called Farscape One."
Riker: "It's all that's left of something called Farscape One."
Re: TNG Caption This #222: Miles O'Brien, Transporting Across The Univ
O'Brien: "If that uniform doesn't do the trick, there's always an exam you can take to make commander."
O'Brien: "You know, I just can't help noticing that the maintenance crew really put a mirror-like shine on these decks last night!"
Troi: "Shut up!"
O'Brien: "If that uniform doesn't do the trick, there's always an exam you can take to make commander."
O'Brien: "You know, I just can't help noticing that the maintenance crew really put a mirror-like shine on these decks last night!"
Troi: "Shut up!"
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Worf: Give it up Troi, as my sash shows I'm the beauty queen champion round here.
Worf: Give it up Troi, as my sash shows I'm the beauty queen champion round here.
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Riker: "O'Brien is such a n00b. The worm logo was phased out by that time."
O'Brien: "It was more about aesthetics than canon..."
Riker: "O'Brien is such a n00b. The worm logo was phased out by that time."
O'Brien: "It was more about aesthetics than canon..."
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Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
Riker: "O'Brien is such a n00b. The worm logo was phased out by that time."
O'Brien: "It was more about aesthetics than canon..."
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
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O'Brien: "Sir, will you admit now that you should have let me install that E-Z Pass?"
O'Brien: "See that beautiful woman with the dark hair? I'm going to marry her some day."
Troi: "Well, if I were you, I wouldn't tell Keiko."
O'Brien: "Sir, will you admit now that you should have let me install that E-Z Pass?"
O'Brien: "See that beautiful woman with the dark hair? I'm going to marry her some day."
Troi: "Well, if I were you, I wouldn't tell Keiko."
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"...and here's Keiko and me at the Eiffel Tower, and we met this lovely Klingon couple on our tour bus—we told them our ship had the only Klingon in Starfleet on it, they couldn't believe that—and it turns out that the husband was a transporter chief on HIS ship, too, and we talked all the way on the bus ride to the Louvre, and you know, we STILL send each other Christmas cards, last year they sent us a darling one, it had Kahless dressed as Santa giving a bat'leth to a Klingon child, and underneath it said "HAVE A VERY KAHLESS CHRISTMAS" and inside was..."
"...and here's Keiko and me at the Eiffel Tower, and we met this lovely Klingon couple on our tour bus—we told them our ship had the only Klingon in Starfleet on it, they couldn't believe that—and it turns out that the husband was a transporter chief on HIS ship, too, and we talked all the way on the bus ride to the Louvre, and you know, we STILL send each other Christmas cards, last year they sent us a darling one, it had Kahless dressed as Santa giving a bat'leth to a Klingon child, and underneath it said "HAVE A VERY KAHLESS CHRISTMAS" and inside was..."
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