TNG Caption This #219: Worf, Son of Mogh

Worf: Klingon pussy is much more rigid and has much more hair.

Keiko: Oh shut up and take the picture!

 

Worf: The name is Hugh, Hugh Hefner.



Picard: "Yes, to be Captain, you must have a penis size that is THIIIIS BIIIG! You can ask Councilor Troy."

Data: I will endeavor to do so sir.

Troy <thinking> "What a liar it was only half that size."





Overhead speaker: Attention all hands, The toga orgy in the Captain's cabin will proceed immediately.

Worf: Now now, let's not crowd. Everyone will go in an orderly fashion.

Geordi: "Gotcha."



Alexander: DAAD HEEELP!

Worf: That's what you get for spilling your slurpee, You were being careless again and fell over the side.

 

Worf: "Hmm, reminds me of that Alien movie we watched last night."

 

WORF: Great, we finally find the bathroom on this damn ship and the bloody door is locked!

 

Keiko: "Owwww!!! Oh... my... Worf. Is it a boy or a girl?"
Worf: "Ummmm... I have a feeling that Chief O'Brien is going to be more than a little disappointed."

 

All done here the new contest awaits you!

 

Geordi: Hey!!! I'm black too!!!!
Worf: Not black enough obviously

Picard: They say a klingons dick is THIS BIG
Worf: Captain please...your embarrassing me


Worf: S***....and I thought Klingon vaginas were big!


Worf: Dumbasses-Been playing hide and seek all day and they can't even see me!


Worf: Colgate Whitening toothpase! Now when I'm murdering people and getting away with it, I have a great white smile!

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Unsure how to react, Worf pulled out a Twix to stall for time.


Data: "I don't know, Captain, 'twelve-dollar-and-fifty-cent two-and-a-half-foot-longs' doesn't have quite the same ring to it."


Data: "Oh, wait! Um, sorry guys, the reason I can't get in is that these aren't my quarters! Heh heh, funny... right? Guys?"