TNG Caption This #218: The Dancing Doctor

[Gary7]

Worf: "I'm impressed, Doctor. I see our Tai Chi sessions have paid off."
Crusher: "Well, this little troll wouldn't stop hitting on me."
Worf: "I'll take the bouquet if you don't want it."

 

[T'Girl]

Worf: We must protect the Captain at all costs.

Data: We'll keep you from being kidnapped Captain ... Captain?

Crusher: Jean Luc? (look over shoulder) Where'd he go.

Riker: Oh God, the Ferengi kidnapped him again?

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[Isis]

Crusher: "Data, my boobs are down here."

Riker (to self): "I never realized it, but bald men are sexy."

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "What are you looking at Data?"

Data: "I believe I have stumbled upon the Captain's Spacebook profile."

Crusher: "..in a relationship with....WHO THE HELL IS THIS VASH??!!"

Riker: "Remember, Chief, put me down right next to a rock or something...my back is killing me."

Data: *snif, snif "Yes Doctor, you are correct, however androids do not pass gas. Might I suggest cutting back on the cabbage."

Crusher: "Dibs on his boots."

Riker: "I never would have expected."

LaForge: "I don't know what to say...I'm speechless."

Picard: "I had little choice, I made it while in the academy. I was young, broke, needed money fast. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time."

Crusher: "If I'd known you were hung like that, I'd have dumped Jack in a nanosecond."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: How much do you think is white meat?

CRUSHER: About...wait...what?

 

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