TNG Caption This #218: The Dancing Doctor

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  1. LeadHead

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    Happy Friday to everyone! Hope the week has treated you well. Lets get to business.


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    First up, we have the "Don't just stand there!" Award goes to:

    Next, the "Enforcer" Award goes to:

    Next, the "Philip J. Fry Award for smelling colors" Goes to:


    Next, the "Welcome Back, Captain" Award goes to:

    Next, the "Judging by the look on Deanna's face, she's already made up her mind" Award goes to:

    The Photoshop Award goes to:


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    Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to all participants! Now, continuing our trip through the TNG Senior Staff, lets say hi to Doctor Crusher.

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    Crusher: Data, you get really boring emails.

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    Crusher: Where are we going?

    Data: Who cares? We're finally beaming down ready for bad guys to come and attack us!

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    Data: Why is there an anvil hanging up there?

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    Crusher: He's dead, Jean- Worf! What are you doing here?

    Worf: The Captain wanted me to throw you in the brig if you tried to rip off that phrase.

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    Picard: Welcome aboard, Ambassador. This is some of my senior staff, the rest are sneaking aboard your ship now to steal your files on the Romulans.
     
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    Beverly: What's wrong with you?

    Data: Counselor Troi's mother had Mr. Homn give me dancing lessons yesterday and my head has been stuck like this for 12 hours.


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    Picard: (thinking) Should I grab Beverly's butt?

    Geordi: (thinking) Please don't let Riker grab my butt!
     
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    Crusher: He's dead.
    Worf: Yes, I know. I broke his neck.

    And it was even more satisfying than I dreamed it would be.
     
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    CRUSHER: I wish I'd paid attention in medschool.
    WORF: Never mind. He's only Ferengi; no-one will ask any questions.


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    Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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    Data: (to himself) These people are driving me crazy. 'Search for this, Data', 'Search for that, Data.' I have got to transfer back to engineering.


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    Riker: "OK, nobody move--I just lost a contact lens!"


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    Data: "Do not worry Dr. Crusher. I am paying attention, in addition to computing the value of Pi to the googolplex place."


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    Worf: "Dr. Crusher, I refuse to do this CPR class with a Ferengi victim!"


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    Wesley entered the conference room stark naked.
    Wesley: "I can't live without you Captain Picard. I love you!"

    Riker looked over at Picard in amazement. Geordi thought he heard a pin drop. Beverly had trouble holding back her bladder.
     
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    Data: I am puzzled, doctor.
    Crusher: About how to dance, Data?
    Data: No. I am uncertain how those Halyomorpha halys acquired entry to the holo deck.
     
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    Crusher: He's dead.
    Ferengi: Huh? What? Dead??!!?!!? I'm not dead! I was just sleeping! This whole ship looks like a Hilton hotel room. We Ferengi prefer hard sleeping surfaces. I was just taking a nap!
    Worf: Yes, definitely dead. How should we dispose of the body?
    Ferengi: Don't you people hear me??? I'm not dead!!! Oh, wait, right, with ears that small, you probably can't hear me...
     
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    Crusher: "Well, how about 'I'm a doctor, not an EMT?'"
     
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    Data: "In retrospect, I think the aviary was a poor choice for our dancing lesson."

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    Data: "I now recall that birds cannot be toilet trained, and apparently, nature called when one of them was directly over my head."
     
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    Crusher: Worf, as much as I appreciate your trying to find me a Ferengi skeleton for the schoolroom, I don't think this was...the best approach.

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    Data: Doctor, were you anticipating visitors? Clerical figures?
    Crusher: ...no.
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    Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
     
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    Worf: "I... I bumped into him. That's it. These Ferengi are so short, he was below my field of vision. And apparently they're quite fragile. He then fell over like a dead tree and just laid there."
    Dr. Crusher: "Uh, huh... "
     
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    Worf: "I caught him scanning his ears on the copier over there, when I entered the room. He was apparently so startled that he just fainted straight away."
     
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    Crusher: "Worf, how many times have I said that you're just one of those people who should never try to monopolize the conversation?"
     
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    Data, thinking:OK, gotta remember to humor them, play along. She wants to 'teach' me how to dance. How cute. Apparently forgets I'm an android and can be programmed in seconds with every style of dance known in the Federation.

    Crusher: Something on your mind, Data?

    Data: No, doctor. I was... compiling. Please, continue the lesson.