TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Contest

[LeadHead]

Happy Friday to all of you! Hope the week has been good to you all. Lets get to business...

First up to the plate, we have the "If Picard wants to beam down, let him" Award goes to...

Riker: "Alright, dammit, you win! It's not too dangerous! I approve of your beaming down to Wrigley's Pleasure Planet! Now will you let me out of here?!"

Next, we have the "24th Century Technology" award going to...

RIKER: See? The stud finder works!

Next, we have the "Londo Mollari Anthropology" Award goes to...

Riker (to Data): Let me get this straight. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about?

Next, the "Giving some love to other Sci-Fi shows" Award goes to...

"There's about 4400 people coming out of that lake-and every one has been reported missing!"

Next, the "Disappointing Morning" Award goes to...

Riker didn't remember sleeping on the bridge for most of the previous night, but he did wake up extremely disappointed that the young woman in his dream was no more responsive than a piece of wood.

We had some good competition on this weeks Photoshop award, this award goes to 2 people. First, the one with the idea and the second, the photoshopper. Great Tag Team!

We finally get to see the only toilet on the Enterprise, and it's occupied.

RIKER: Thats the third car that passed us by. Looks like you're gonna have to lose the top.

Thanks to all for playing and congrats to the winners! Now, continuing our way through the characters of TNG, our favorite Android!

Off we go!

 

[LeadHead]

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Data: Hi, I'm Data. I forgot to backup my memory files. Have we met?

Deanna: You put Orange juice in a wine glass?

Data: Knock, Knock.

La Forge: Emergency Beam out!

Geordi: Data...

Deanna: It's really tough to say this...

Worf: You snored so loudly that Voyager called to complain.

Data: Down, this is down. Down is good.

Spot: Decide what gender I am, then I'll pay attention to training.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Data: "Goddammit, do I sneak into your quarters and watch you sleep?!"

Data: "See? When you urinate on the carpet, it leaves a stain! It is a simple concept; why can't you grasp it?!"

 

[Isis]

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Announcer (OS): "The most interesting android in the galaxy..."

Data: "I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do, I prefer whatever the sponsor of this commercial puts in front of me, as long as the money is good."

 

[Isis]

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Deanna: You put Orange juice in a wine glass?

Data: "No, I put Tang in a wine glass."

 

[Bob Karo]

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Data: An astute observation counselor. Are you certain you don't contain some percentage of tripolymer composite, molybdenum-cobalt alloy, and bioplast sheeting?

Deanna: Yes...

Data: I could remedy the situation.

 

[Finn]

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deleted scene from TNG's Parallels

Not many know that Parallels was originally a Data episode. The producers balked when Spiner kept asking where Tasha was in the above scene, and went with Worf.

 

[Saturn0660]

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Data: This isn't what it looks like.

 

[Saturn0660]

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It's wet ain't it.. Drink it.

 

[Smellincoffee]

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Data: Lieutenant Commander Data, human-cyborg relations.

 

[Isis]

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Worf: "Data, you don't need to demonstrate that you're fully functional. We'll take your word for it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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DATA: Congratulations...you make a wonderful couple.

RIKER: Oh, crap....

DATA: Fine. I'll shut down my masturbation sub-routine!

SPOT: That's not your contact.

 

[Distorted Humor]

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Data: you know, you never notice it since Crusher always in that blue medical smock, but she really does have a nice Chest.
Riker: Indeed, Wesley was a lucky Kid...
Crusher: Men, I can HEAR you....

Data: For affirmative action, this episode we replaced the black bartender with the whitest guy in the Alpha Quadrant. It was in the episode "Androids can't Jump"

Dated sets, bad writing, these outfits. I guessing riker has no beard and the high point of the season is when Wesley dies, and before the Q revive him....

Data, we are here about your drinking problem, we are going to do a intervention...

Little did data know that Cats are hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who appear as cats to be entertained by stupid human and androids. and also to hunt down their arch enemies who appear as mice, the "42s"

 

[Whoa Nellie]

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"Hi, Lieutenant Commander Data, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you."

Warmest Wishes,
Whoa Nellie

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Spot: "Get me some Real mice to chase and we'll deal with the training later"

 

[Gary7]

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Thanks for the selection, Leadhead.

Data: "It's time you started earning your keep, Spot. Tomorrow, you clean the carpet. Since you have no opposable thumbs, you can use your tongue."

Data: "OK, if you must know, Spot and I had a fight. So, I'm sleeping in the cargo hold."

 

[Alrik]

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Data: "Auntie Em?"

 

[Mistral]

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Thanks for the WIN! -Mistral

Deanna: You put Orange juice in a wine glass?

Data: "No, I put Tampico in a wine glass. Geez, get with the program."


ed.-Damn! Didn't see the Tang comment! Sorry!

 

[Mistral]

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Riker: "Brace yourself, Doctor. Data's running his 'smarmy' subroutine."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

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Dr Crusher (thinking): He's going to make another "boobs firming up" comment, I just know it.
Data: Greetings Commander, have you noticed our boobs are firming up...

Data: Talk to the face, because the brightly coloured beverage is not listening