TNG Caption This #210: Don't Let Go

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  1. LeadHead

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    Happy Friday Everyone! Glad to have the chance to put this up a little earlier than normal this time around, so lets get right to it.


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    Congrats to all our winners and thanks to all those who participated, now on with the new contest!

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  2. LeadHead

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    Crusher: I'm sorry, you're not Wesley's father.

    Picard: Oh Thank god! I mean, that's so sad Beverly.

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    Picard: Tasha! You're Back!

    Riker shoots her with his phaser

    Riker: What? It was gonna happen sooner or later.

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    Troi: How's this for therapy?

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    Picard: Is he still under Warranty?

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    Riker: I think there may be a problem with the Inertial Dampeners...

    Worf: Ya think?!
     
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    Crusher: I asked for a episode to be about me, they are going to call is Sub Rosa

    Picard: I seen that script, what next, we go to warp 10, turn into newts, and have puppies?

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    Riker - What was that scream?

    Worf - I was just showing Crusher how to attract a mate, he needs all the help he can get!

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    I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Mark 44 Phaser, the most powerful hand weapon in the federation, and would Vaporize your head clear off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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    Laforge: Anyone know where the powercord is?

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    Riker: I need a V8 juice from the replicators.

    Worf: Does that have prune juice in it?
     
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    Thanks for the co-win, LeadHead...and for teaming me with one of my favorite fellow captioneers, too!


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    Picard: "Jesus Christ, Worf! If you're going to sneeze that loudly, how about a little warning first?!"


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    LaForge: "See there, Doc? Data put himself in harm's way and got himself injured out of loyalty to us! A very human trait, wouldn't you say? Still think he's just a machine?"
    Pulaski (thinking): "I wonder if I slipped a slice of bread into his mouth if it would automatically pop up when it was done toasting."


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    Picard: "Doesn't it bother you that about half the crew assume you and I are sleeping together?"
    Crusher: "Does it bother you that the other half think you're sleeping with Riker?"
     
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    Thanks for the win, LeadHead! :)

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    Beverly: Are you watching the new triple-X parody, or are you just happy to see me?
     
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    PICARD: You squat on the table and I'm underneath....


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    PICARD: Mister Worf!!! Please put your trousers back on!

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    WES: Gee Worf, that was even easier than they said. You do suck at fighting.

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    PULASKI: He dead, Jean.

    DE KELLEY (O.S.) Come on!!!!!

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    RIKER: First one to Troi's quarters gets to marry her in a feature film!!!!
     
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    Pulaski: It was an accident! I swear! I didn't mean to retire him, not really.

    LaForge: MURDERER! It's called murder!
     
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    Crusher: Jean Luc, the desk is made of glass. You're not hiding anything.

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    Crewman (OS): I just said I thought the skants looked awesome...

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    Worf thought he was doomed until he noticed his adversary merely possessed a dustbuster.

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    Picard: I knew I should have gotten the iPhone, it was that damn Wesley who sold me on Android.

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    The final leg of the Enterprise Triathlon proved even more grueling than imagined, but Riker's years of practice at running from angry fathers wielding phaser rifles had prepared him well.
     
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    Pulaski: "He's dead, Jean-Luc."
    Picard: "Ehh, it just doesn't have the same ring to it."
    Geordi: "Captain, she's givin' it all she's got!"
    Picard: "I appreciate the effort, Mr. La Forge, but you are no Scotty."
     
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    Pulaski: What's going on?
    Data: She wanted some fun in here. This is how Tasha wanted....
    Picard: That's enough!....


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    Riker: I'm impressed!
    Worf: That we still can't find the Reman Viceroy?
    Riker: That someone was able to make it appear as if we were still on the E-D in our old uniforms.
     
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    Troi: If you don't take this dustbuster and clean up this mess right now, I'll never wear my Tal Shiar uniform for you ever again!
     
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    Worf: "Son of a bitch, stop crowding me!"
    Riker: "Eat wall, sucker!"
     
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    Picard: "Right, anyway I believe I'll shag this comely young guest star on that conveniently placed console."

    Pulaski
    : "And you're no Jim Kirk."


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    Troi (intercom): "Hard to port."

    Worf
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    Troi
    (intercom): "Hard to starboard."

    Riker
    : "Yes Mister Worf."

    Troi
    (intercom): "Hard to port."

    Worf
    : "You seemed to have place Councilor Troi at the helm yet again."

    Troi
    (intercom): "Hard to starboard."

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    Riker: It's just a jump to the left...and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you in say-ay-ay-ay-ane...

    Worf (interrupting): Do NOT say it, Commander.

    Riker: "Let's do the time Worf again!!"

    Worf: :brickwall:
     
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    Geordi: You mean...

    Pulaski: I'm afraid so. Data's entire lower body has disappeared, along with your left leg.
     
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    Picard: Mr. Worf! Quit throwing Jujubes at the back of my head!


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    Troi: Phaser set to gorch pop.


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    Geordi: I'll turn him on.

    Pulaski: No, I'll do it. [sexy voice] Hey there Mr. Sexy Metal Man. I'm a dirty girl and I'm going to take off all my clothes and rub an ice cube all over my...

    Geordi: I meant turn him on as in flipping his power switch to on.

    Pulaski, sheepishly: Oh.

    Picard: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.




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    Riker, out of breath: Running Spock... made this... look... so easy.
     
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