TNG Caption This #209: Ready, Steady, Go.

Geordie: "How in the hell?"

Miles: "I don't know sir, it was up there when I came in."

Geordie: "Data?"

Data: "I must admit, my training of Spot has not been entirely successful. Bad kitty."

 

Picard: "I don't care what the Ferengi who sold them to you said, Data. These are most certainly not Cuban."

 

Data "'Sir it appears that the aft hull has what was commonly refered to as a 'Skid-mark'! "
Ops: EEWwww

 

Geordi was pissed when everyone ignored his Captain Kirk impression.

 

Worf:I really want a chair installed at my station.

Riker: The day we do that is the day we let Deanna drive.

 

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"Damn mosquitoes."

 

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