TNG Caption This #170 Under New Management

[Alrik]

Picard: "This must be for you. I don't know anyone by the name of Axel Foley."

Riker: "It's good to be da King."

(Off screen)
Picard: "Numbah One. Excellent work saving the ship. And Mister Date, where can I find him? I want to thank him as well."
Riker: "Thank you Sir. You'll find him at the end of the corridor, just a head."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Attention everyone. The results are in...and after a Fleetwide vote, this years Star Fleet Douchebag of the Year goes to......uh....erm....Captain Edward Jellico. Well this is ackward."

Jellico: "Ackward smackward. Where's my trophy?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Hugh Jass? I'm looking for a Hugh Jass."

Jass: "Why I'm Hugh Jass."

Riker: "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. When you get the power, then you get the women."

Brent Spiner auditions for the part of Jiambi on Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Next a commendation for crewman Emma Juan-Kerr.

JELLICO: Who?

PICARD: Emma Juan-Kerr.

JELLICO: Come again?

PICARD: EMMA JUAN-KERR!

JELLICO chuckles

 

[cooleddie74]

Picard's new 3-D art poster was just enough of a gimmick to keep Will busy while his quarters were being ransacked.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: As of this stardate, all Enterprise command codes are transferred to Captain Edward Jellico...pending clearance of the check.

 

[Leroy Langley]

Fortunately,as a main computer stand-in, Data knew not to go to websites with no capital letters.

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud William: "Book of Holies no say why phasers came out of torpedo tube in 'Darmok.'"

Cloud Festus (off camera): "Someone should get fired for that."

Jellico: "Oh for Christ's sake, not again."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "This image is of the detention room I was being held in."

Jellico: "Yes, it is."

Picard: "But there are five lights here."

Jellico: "About that. You've been ordered to report to Dr. Crusher for an eye exam before you can re-assume command."

 

[Rat Boy]

Data (singing): "Put my head on my shoulders!"

 

[Gepard]

Herbert West, Reanimator: The Next Generation was less well received than its predecessor.

 

[Captain Crow]

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Picard: (over comm) Number one.
Riker: No. It's a number two actually

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: Damn.


I've GOT to tell Geordi and O'Brien about the silverfish infestation up here.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: I guess one could say...I give great head.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: I had no idea that led to the Womens Locker Room. Someone should fix the door, though.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

First: Picard: "I've checked regulations, and I'm afraid your captain's skort is not--"

Jellico: "Too short?"

Picard: "No, too long."

Second: Riker, pondering: Say, that's a pretty nice little golden ship over there. I wonder what it would look like naked.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: Now THAT is some damned impressive drywall.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: Curious.

Why do I suddenly experience the sensation that I need to urinate?!

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

My nose itches.