TNG Caption This #170 Under New Management

[cooleddie74]

DATA: Beats being in the holodeck with Geordi.

 

[cooleddie74]

And so...quietly...almost innocently...the "Son of Spock" murders began. As Commander William Riker of the Enterprise began hearing commands being given to him by Picard's pet lionfish.

 

[SRFX]

Upon this discovery, it became abundantly clear why all installations of Microsoft Word aboard ship had begun reporting grammatical contractions as spelling errors.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Jellico: "So, did you get a chance to look over my acceptance speech for the change of command ceremony?"
Picard: "Yes, I did. It's pretty good overall. But...are you sure you want to end with 'so here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women'?"