TNG Caption This #161 - "Petty Charades"

[Shatmandu]

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"I am now finished with her, Commander.

Be forewarned...the Gingerbread prostitutes of this planet are MOST unsanitary."

 

[cooleddie74]

Melanie Griffith.

In a role that WON'T surprise you.

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Get yourself cleaned up Commander. You look like a mess.
Data: Yes sir.
Riker: I don't know what you got away with on your last ship, but this is the Enterprise. We set a different standard.
Data: Yes sir.
Riker: What's that?
Data: I said yes sir.
Riker: Now get out of my sight before I snap you back to ensign so fast your head will spin.
Data: Yes sir. <leaves>
Riker: Putz.

 

[Shatmandu]

Frakes: "What's up, Hairline?"
Spiner: "Not much, Double-Chin."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Yar: "In the event of a security alert, the tribble on my head flashes blue and spins in place, and I start whining loudly, like this... 'Weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee'"

 

[jep]

(Off camera) "Oh hell, she's got that "I'm horny" look again. We better go lube up Data."


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[Deranged Nasat]

Yar: "In the event of a security alert, the tribble on my head flashes blue and spins in place, and I start whining loudly, like this... 'Weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee'"

 

[jep]

Beverly gives Tasha charm tips. In this scene, how to smile.

Beverly: "No Tasha, you need to appear calm and relaxed. YOU look like you're trying to honk out a dirt snake. "


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[cooleddie74]

"DON'T turn around, Captain...

Der Kommissar's in town."

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"We REALLY need to learn how to wipe properly, Commander."

DATA:"Agreed."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yar: "You don't wanna see me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry..."

Picard: "I'm sure Gene was joking. no way in hell anybody with half a brain would FILM 'Code of Honor'."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Good news to report, Commander.

The cake is now in the oven."

 

[Drob]

Riker: "Keep digging, there's beards in them-thar hills!"

Yar: "Cracking cheeesee Gromit!"

 

[Nebusj]

``Well, Data, first, you over-achieved, again; second, `powdering my nose' is actually a euphemism for an activity most people don't need help with ... ''

To be honest, any caption detracts from the picture.

 

[Triskelion]

I'm sorry I had your wife deported, Mr Mott.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Data:, "Sir perhaps next time we should have the girls Jell-O
wrestle for their panties?"
Riker: "I concur Data! I concur"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker: "Jesus Christ, Mr. Data! And gesundheit!"

Yar: "So you're the new young ensign, eh? As you may have heard, I like the new young ensigns!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Yar: "It's a squuuuaaarrre ... right? I'm getting pretty damn tired of these electric shocks!"

 

[jep]

Tasha: "Me? Have sex with Data??? That's about as likely as me being killed by a black blob in a totally senseless manner."