Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by cultcross, Sep 21, 2009.
DATA:"I am now finished with her, Commander.
Be forewarned...the Gingerbread prostitutes of this planet are MOST unsanitary."
In a role that WON'T surprise you.
Riker: Get yourself cleaned up Commander. You look like a mess.
Data: Yes sir.
Riker: I don't know what you got away with on your last ship, but this is the Enterprise. We set a different standard.
Data: Yes sir.
Riker: What's that?
Data: I said yes sir.
Riker: Now get out of my sight before I snap you back to ensign so fast your head will spin.
Data: Yes sir. <leaves>
Frakes: "What's up, Hairline?"
Spiner: "Not much, Double-Chin."
Yar: "In the event of a security alert, the tribble on my head flashes blue and spins in place, and I start whining loudly, like this... 'Weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee-oooo-weee'"
(Off camera) "Oh hell, she's got that "I'm horny" look again. We better go lube up Data."
Beverly gives Tasha charm tips. In this scene, how to smile.
Beverly: "No Tasha, you need to appear calm and relaxed. YOU look like you're trying to honk out a dirt snake. "
"DON'T turn around, Captain...
Der Kommissar's in town."
RIKER:"We REALLY need to learn how to wipe properly, Commander."
Yar: "You don't wanna see me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry..."
Picard: "I'm sure Gene was joking. no way in hell anybody with half a brain would FILM 'Code of Honor'."
DATA:"Good news to report, Commander.
The cake is now in the oven."
Riker: "Keep digging, there's beards in them-thar hills!"
Yar: "Cracking cheeesee Gromit!"
``Well, Data, first, you over-achieved, again; second, `powdering my nose' is actually a euphemism for an activity most people don't need help with ... ''
To be honest, any caption detracts from the picture.
I'm sorry I had your wife deported, Mr Mott.
Data:, "Sir perhaps next time we should have the girls Jell-O
wrestle for their panties?"
Riker: "I concur Data! I concur"
Riker: "Jesus Christ, Mr. Data! And gesundheit!"
Yar: "So you're the new young ensign, eh? As you may have heard, I like the new young ensigns!"
Yar: "It's a squuuuaaarrre ... right? I'm getting pretty damn tired of these electric shocks!"
Tasha: "Me? Have sex with Data??? That's about as likely as me being killed by a black blob in a totally senseless manner."
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